" omfg did u see those jakes over there?? they were totally hitting on you Bryan"said Becky.
"yo i no!! they are definitely jake.
"yo i no!! they are definitely jake.
by suesanbankan January 5, 2008
Get the jakemug. Jake is the name given to a future fortnite virgin. Short blonde hair defines his egg like face with piercing blue eyes and luscious luminous freckles. Also is a midget.
by FortniteVirgin October 24, 2019
Get the Jakemug. A piece of shit beta cuck bag who has no friends and a receding hairline and the only good thing about him is his massive cock
Jake is a fucking cuck bag
by BigJuicyRooster October 26, 2019
Get the Jakemug. Another word for an athlete with a small penis. usually is the jock, but the nerd has a bigger penis than a Jake.
guy: Did you see brian score that TD. It won the game
other guy: Yeah, but he's a Jake
guy: Ahh thats to bad
other guy: Yeah, but he's a Jake
guy: Ahh thats to bad
by Michele Cook June 20, 2007
Get the Jakemug. Miranda's hottest and best boyfriend of all time. Understands her and will do anything to make her happy. A hopeless romantic who wants to unload his happiness and love to Miranda. Can also be an asshole (jokingly), amazing, neat, ownage, make weird noises (jokingly), very large penis.
by Hazama666IATEMAHFROSTEDFLAKES August 23, 2011
Get the Jakemug. by phoebe <3 January 16, 2009
Get the [jake]mug. by hizzl November 7, 2007
Get the jakemug.