Another word for an athlete with a small penis. usually is the jock, but the nerd has a bigger penis than a Jake.
guy: Did you see brian score that TD. It won the game
other guy: Yeah, but he's a Jake
guy: Ahh thats to bad
other guy: Yeah, but he's a Jake
guy: Ahh thats to bad
by Michele Cook June 20, 2007

Miranda's hottest and best boyfriend of all time. Understands her and will do anything to make her happy. A hopeless romantic who wants to unload his happiness and love to Miranda. Can also be an asshole (jokingly), amazing, neat, ownage, make weird noises (jokingly), very large penis.
by Hazama666IATEMAHFROSTEDFLAKES August 23, 2011

by phoebe <3 January 16, 2009

by hizzl November 7, 2007

A nickname for the name Jacob, whereas Jacob means “Supplanter” A supplanter is one who wrongfully or illegally seizes and holds the place of another.
by Gydro September 22, 2006

Jake is argue that you will instantly love and want to get to know. Jakes care about you and always willing to help out.
Hi Jake!
by Horses r my life June 4, 2017
