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Jake

Another word for an athlete with a small penis. usually is the jock, but the nerd has a bigger penis than a Jake.
guy: Did you see brian score that TD. It won the game

other guy: Yeah, but he's a Jake

guy: Ahh thats to bad
by Michele Cook June 20, 2007
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Jake

Miranda's hottest and best boyfriend of all time. Understands her and will do anything to make her happy. A hopeless romantic who wants to unload his happiness and love to Miranda. Can also be an asshole (jokingly), amazing, neat, ownage, make weird noises (jokingly), very large penis.
Butman: So how's robot?

Miranda: He's not a fucking robot! He's my awesome lovahz, Jake. <3
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[jake]

"man, that guys a jake-hes hot!
by phoebe <3 January 16, 2009
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jake

means you can lift heavy things but cant read books
Good job on that test...pause....not! What a jake.
by hizzl November 7, 2007
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Jake

A nickname for the name Jacob, whereas Jacob means “Supplanter” A supplanter is one who wrongfully or illegally seizes and holds the place of another.
My friend's name is Jacob but I like to call him Jake. :3
by Gydro September 22, 2006
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jake

Jake is argue that you will instantly love and want to get to know. Jakes care about you and always willing to help out.
Hi Jake!
by Horses r my life June 4, 2017
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Jake

The house is a Jake's delight
by Charcharcharlie July 2, 2017
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