donkey dong

A large sausage such as bratwurst, larger than a wiener or a banger. Often served with sauerkraut (not spotted dick). Best enjoyed with a weizenbier.

Goody! Donkey dong for lunch.

by Arschlöchli May 17, 2007

donkey dick

a penis large enough that it could hurt someone, not only during the act of sexual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some dirty shylock's face.

"ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey dick!"

"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"

"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"

by Gnizzo December 28, 2005

Donkeys yawn

a vagina so vast it takes on the appearance of a donkey yawning.

that girl i shagged last night had cunt like a donkeys yawn!

by joe t August 23, 2005

Donkey reader

A person who study a lot- a geek- a dork- a swotty person - a bokworm

My classmate is such a super donkey reader ,he does nothing but study & he's really socially retarded.

by posh21 January 14, 2015

Donkey dust

An old-fashioned euphemism for "bullshit". It's something you're full of when you're wrong, and not full of when you're right.

Yes, this is true! It's true, yes it is! I'm not full of donkey dust!

by Sir Veisaid December 18, 2019

Poo Donkey

A turd with the length and girth of a horse's dick.

I 've been getting raped by a poo donkey for the last ten minutes!

by roxmokin October 28, 2009

Party Donkey

Party Donkey- a term used to describe a person whos partying to the extreme. Can also be used to describe a person who is the life of the party

At Sylvia's party, Rafa was acting like such a party donkey dude ! he wouldnt get off the dance floor. what a crazy guyy! i wanna party with him !!

by Broskiee March 6, 2011