Armand Van Der Merew is a category 9 big boi with massive tiddies. If provoked, will call upon the gods of "tsa mina mina eh eh", to chase you down with looming missiles that progress faster and faster until they impact you in the rectum. Once the rectumus missiles have met their fate inside your rectum you will be completely immobilized. He will then grow long muscular legs that allow him to run at you with speeds unimaginable to the average person. While running, he will be engaged in clapping mode, where his cheeks constantly clap in order to disperse the heat and friction coming from his ground thumping legs. By the time that behemoth of an absolute unit is close enough to reach you, he will make one big LEAP into the air, do a summersault, and absolutely crush you with his vibrating buttocks.
Oh man, I sure hope I don't get chased down by that absolute unit this time, sheeesh. One more rectumus missile from Armand Van Der Merew, and I'm as good as a vegetable.
by Jason with a C July 26, 2023
A. One's best friend who is a girl.
B. A very silly and bubbly girl
C. A german Squid
d. An exclamation of silliness
B. A very silly and bubbly girl
C. A german Squid
d. An exclamation of silliness
by Der Bobby December 13, 2010
an excritiatingly painful moan uttered whenever an incredibly stupid course of action has been taken.
by johnny mogas May 08, 2003
by Flo* October 01, 2017
Grant disguised as marge: homie wheres bort
HOMER: Mer Der
lisa: ima SAxOphOne
Bort: consume pantaloons.
HOMER: Mer Der
lisa: ima SAxOphOne
Bort: consume pantaloons.
by Sinclair02 March 11, 2019
A callout in the Roblox game "Guts and Blackpowder" used by the Danish troops, usually in a humorous way or in rare cases, a way to signify the need of help when tacked by the game's many threats.
Player one: "Der Kommer, Hjælp Os!"
Player two: "Der Kommer, Hjælp Os!"
Player three: "Der Kommer, Hjælp Os!"
Player two: "Der Kommer, Hjælp Os!"
Player three: "Der Kommer, Hjælp Os!"
by Planeenthusiast191 February 07, 2025