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Net Upset

Exaggerated/Sarcastic anger expressed merely online caused by something seen on the internet.
Individuals who experience Net Upset generally forget about the occurrence as soon as they are distracted by something else.
“What a stupid riddle! Totally wasted two minutes of my life!”
“Relax ...it’s no big deal.”
“It’s ok, im just Net Upset”
by Silverspring December 5, 2018
mugGet the Net Upsetmug.

net cred

The nerd equivalent of street cred. It is essentially a person's trustworthiness (or 'cred' for 'credibility') as someone who knows what's up on the Internet. The fewer degrees of separation one has from the cradles of new developments - such as following the right accounts on Twitter, being there when the very first incarnation of a new meme-to-be ever got posted on an imageboard, etc. - the more net cred one has. Essentially: a qualitative measure of one's experience with or knowledge of the Internet as a community at large.
You got 10k followers on Twitter because of your cyber news channel on YouTube? Boy, I guess you must legit have a lot of net cred with quite a few of people then, huh?
by minagica November 29, 2015
mugGet the net credmug.

net tester

A CEO or company employee that goes abroad to check on company assets. The factory that made your phone had suicide nets. We like to call them brake time mega trampolines.
I just got a e-mail from the net tester we sent to check up on our assets in China.
by iriegypsy November 6, 2014
mugGet the net testermug.

Mom Net

"I was trying to get it on with Britney and my mom was like "John, chicken nuggets are ready!"." I got caught in a mom net.
by It's Juan August 19, 2016
mugGet the Mom Netmug.

net abuser

A person who is addicted to the internet. They use it every chance they get. The person googles/searches random information. EX: entertainment, world events, medical conditions.
The person uses their blackberry/iphone in class to do assignments, play games.
You go to your friends house and say:
"Tiffany can I use your computer, I want to check something."
"Man, Eric is such a net abuser, he's on the internet all the time."
by Gina G8 February 13, 2010
mugGet the net abusermug.

fro net

A hair net for a bushy, perm-like growth.
Jules: God damn, what's up with that hair?
Tony: Chill Jules, it's been in a fro net all night.
by Saso, formerly Ron March 19, 2010
mugGet the fro netmug.

net jew

Gay or lesbian Jewish figure
Or a person who does not support net neutrality due to money
by Killingmyslef6000 December 20, 2017
mugGet the net jewmug.

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