The Man

The man is a man who wishes to be The Man, and tries his hardest to be The Man by either doing what The Man has done, or saying he did what The Man has done.
In reality, there is only one man who is fated to be The Man, who if he becomes The Man before the age of 25, or if he does not survive until the age of 100, the world will crumble.

Fundo: I found out who the real The Man was, and lost respect for that pretend The Man.
Fundala: Really?! I don't even know who the pretend The Man is. Who's the real The Man?!
Fundo: Are you crazy?! Don't ask me that. I'll get killed for giving out information like that.

by authOOr August 8, 2006

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An object used for the amusement of women.

Offensive? Yeah, just a response to what a "man" wrote in the woman section.

I was so bored, so I decided to make my man lick my pussy and then I made it mow the lawn.

by The Happy Humanist February 13, 2010

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An adult male human.
A husband.
A male lover or sweetheart.

A man is polite and chivalrous enough to hold a door for a lady.

by jeff's other girlfriend January 8, 2005

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1) If we are to believe the Bible, the prototype for humanity. Large, utilitarian, and fun to play with; however, being only human, not always rational.

2) A human male which is not neotenous. Surprisingly rare.

"If I ever get married, it's going to be to a man—not one of these bratty local guys!"

by Qit January 13, 2004

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The Hippie equivalent of Satan. An evil deity imagined during the late 1960s. A focal point of the Hippie cult religion. Often perceived as a white man in a nice suit. The reason why white men in nice suits are advised not to approach Hippie followers.

Duuude, why is the Man always trying to bring us down??! We should all be, like... happy, and... uhh... Pink elephants!! Pink elephants everywhere!!! AAHhhh!!... Hey, you gotta joint, man?

by Silbixia March 9, 2010

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