Friend that I don't have: Did you get any pussy this time?
Me: No.
Friend that I still don't have: That's because you have a face even your mother can't love. That's why no one adopted you. I'm not your friend. I need more crack Gary.
Gary: No Terrance, you crackhead.
Friend I will never have: Fuck you Gary.
Me: No.
Friend that I still don't have: That's because you have a face even your mother can't love. That's why no one adopted you. I'm not your friend. I need more crack Gary.
Gary: No Terrance, you crackhead.
Friend I will never have: Fuck you Gary.
by The better Gonzalo August 18, 2017
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by shavedcat October 20, 2008
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A pussy is a woman's private parts.
by Sexdatpussy July 30, 2015
Get the Pussymug. by Dinosaur123 January 25, 2015
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* I was eating some pussy and it was making a mess the way It was squirting every where
* I was eating some pussy and it was making a mess the way It was squirting every where
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