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Boner Garage

Euphemism or slang term for a vagina.
Or
In reference to a promiscuous girls naughty bits.
Man, I'm gonna be parking my Johnson in her boner garage tonight.
by kingofkeizer April 8, 2021
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EXTRAORDINARY BONER

It is the perfect PENIS real long, real thick and real nice MUSHROOM HEAD.

CHIC-FILA meeting BONERJAMS.

It is the MISTAKES OF THE MILLENIUM AND CENTENIUM.
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That EXTRAORDINARY BONER DOUG hey tell JOE to go in dry into that JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE because of gay bashing self-hating ASSH0LE he is, will happen soon.

Turn down that GODDAMN NOISE as the NERVE you come in here and violate the DWARFS comfort over there reading that BIBLE as you are commiting an EXTRAORDINARY BONER around ALEJANDRO the manager.

You gotta listen to these songs about the EXTRAORDINARY BONER as one from the last hundred years THAT'S MY MISTAKE MEN AT WORK and the MILLENIUM BEAUTIFUL MISTAKES ADAM LEVINE.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 14, 2021
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cheeze boner

when you stick your pp in a block of cheeze and it feels so good that you get a boner
Oh fuck this cheeze feels so good It's giving me a cheeze boner!!!
by d1rty...s0cks April 3, 2021
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Dog Boner

“Dude look at that dog boner it’s disgusting.”
Oh my god I want to suck it!”
by FesteringCunt October 11, 2025
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permanent boner

A man who is always horney and walks around with a perminant boner
"Jesus! My husband has like a permanent boner 24/7''
by Bellend slap May 2, 2018
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No Boner Monday

No Boner Monday is a day to challenge yourself, it is what it says.
Hey Josh! I see your boner, on No Boner Monday! WTF!
by Glunters_Exploration TTV November 1, 2020
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Boner cemetery

Dude, did you watch that boring risk management seminar? What a boner cemetery.
by hl friendly December 8, 2022
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