A solo wank is better than two shags
Do you fancy a shag my lovely? Erm to be honest ' I'm going home to sort myself out ... You know what they say ... One in the hand is worth two in the bush'
by Wutanglou October 20, 2015
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simply the gayest thing a member of society can do. An action such as this is a confession of love from one man to another man. This is like broke back mountain. West coast=best coast. Only if you're gay.
I took a picture of 2 rainbows. I tagged one as me, and one as my friend. I love him. I am a fagget. I went home and realized I was "tagging two dudes in a pic of 2 rainbows." Wow Im gay.
by allidoissizz April 09, 2011
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Possibly the best non-joke pickup line of all time
Girl: I just don't know if I'm ready for a relationshipment.
Boy: Hey cmon. My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself.
by Smeeagain October 31, 2011
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Term for "cock and balls", made popular by Murderface on Metalocalypse.
"Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"
by Axewielder November 15, 2007
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Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"

Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."

Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"
by Jordan (Captain Awesome) November 06, 2006
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