Do you fancy a shag my lovely? Erm to be honest ' I'm going home to sort myself out ... You know what they say ... One in the hand is worth two in the bush'
by Wutanglou October 20, 2015
by never ever seen them November 23, 2020
by Matt Damon young February 07, 2017
simply the gayest thing a member of society can do. An action such as this is a confession of love from one man to another man. This is like broke back mountain. West coast=best coast. Only if you're gay.
I took a picture of 2 rainbows. I tagged one as me, and one as my friend. I love him. I am a fagget. I went home and realized I was "tagging two dudes in a pic of 2 rainbows." Wow Im gay.
by allidoissizz April 09, 2011
Girl: I just don't know if I'm ready for a relationshipment.
Boy: Hey cmon. My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself.
Boy: Hey cmon. My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself.
by Smeeagain October 31, 2011
"Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"
by Axewielder November 15, 2007
Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"
Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."
Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"
Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."
Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"
by Jordan (Captain Awesome) November 06, 2006