porn

the thing you watch when your parents are at work.

"Bro i'm gonna hang up and watch some porn.

by applejackspeople October 18, 2023

Porn

Something that every teenage boy is watching

“I was scratching my balls and suddenly got horny so I watched some porn”

by Ur dad123456789 January 5, 2021

harvest porn

Videos and/or pictures revealing surprisingly large yields of vegetables (typically root vegetables or tubers) that generate a certain level of titilation when observed.

"Holy crap: look at the size of those potatoes!"
"Oh my gosh, this is SO harvest porn."

by Mickleberry May 3, 2019

Flash Porn

Just enough porn: one or two scenes. Because nobody is watching porn for the storyline.

I enjoyed some Flash Porn on my lunch break; i only had time to watch one scene and the table next to mine was probably wondering what I was smiling at.

by BluLemonade October 12, 2025

Porn

An amaizing thing that gets people horny and turned on

My favorite porn is hentai

by ㄚㄖㄩ尺 ㄥㄖ匚卂ㄥ ᗪㄩ爪乃卂丂丂 May 23, 2021

Porn

You know why you looked this up....

(Insert name) just looked up porn

Hehe

by Fre$h Frie$ May 7, 2021

Bullet porn

A film or tv show/episode where typically there are more exchanges of gunfire with the main character than there are words. Often plot-light, and action-heavy. Films like John Wick 4, Hardcore Henry, Rambo 4, The Transporter, Hard Boiled, The Matrix

A: Did you see John Wick 4?
B: Yes, total bullet porn

by EvilToilet April 9, 2023