The butt joke 

A term used after any joke referring to or having to do with a butt; gay sex; or anal.

Steve: "Look like you could use some captain in you"

Ryan: (Pause)

Steve: "And I'll be the captian"

Ryan: "OH! The butt joke! Haha"

The butt joke by guitarguy07 November 4, 2008

The Dad Jean 

A phenomenon in which all dads wear there same acid wash jeans from the 80's-early 00's. No mothers wear the mom jean anymore, they only wear sweatpants, hence the dad jean. All jeans must all be must be atleast 5 years old.

Person 1 (Talking to her husband/boyfriend): Honey, you have to get some new jeans, they're looking pretty worn!

Person 2: No they're not, they look perfectly fine!

Person 1: No, they look to old now, they've turned into the dad jeans.

The Dad Jean by ThroughtheLookingGlasses May 27, 2011

The Urban Jedi 

When one man takes a toy lightsaber and shoves it in to an other mans anus, and vice versa. then afterwards they pull out the light saber and sword fight.

Jeff and Jesse are such big of nerds they watch starwars all day and play The Urban Jedi.

The Urban Jedi by Fisterresrtstrstrstrstrst January 2, 2012

The Dirty Jack-O-Lantern 

V.- When ones Masturbates while taking a shit.

I did "The Dirty Jack-O-Lantern" in the Taco Bell bathroom.

The Dirty Jack-O-Lantern by Tommynof May 28, 2012

The Bl-jack Death 

an incurable illness brought on by too much exposure to the dark side of the internet, symptoms include trauma, uncontrollable flashbacks, nausea, insomnia, paranoia and psychosis.

"man everytime i sleep i keep seeing images of that dead guys dick with a nail through it, i think iv got the bl-jack death"

The Bl-jack Death by Bljack death sufferer November 27, 2012

The Pickle Jar Effect 

The effect that happens when a girl refuses to have intercourse with one partner. Then with the next partner finally, and often easily, has intercourse for the first time.

Example: kinda like how someone is struggling to open a pickle jar.

Guy 1: dude did you have sex with Tiffany last night?
Guy 2: no, she wouldn’t let me.
Guy 1: oh, sounds like The Pickle Jar Effect.

The Pickle Jar Effect by The Bedtime Thinker February 7, 2018

the grand junction 

When you experience something that is Uninvited and unannounced at the same time.

I had a quick stop at the grand junction yesterday when my ex showed up at my private residence, uninvited and unannounced, inappropriately begging me for a second chance again (all while she has a new girlfriend, preferably).

the grand junction by Shegoingthruit May 23, 2018