gay cheese

something that should be nice, but isnt atall

oh fuck, this milk/bread/gig/festival is off. its turned to fuking gay cheese!

by 2 blokes an a baby February 26, 2008

Swiss Cheese

The cheese that is formed after a Frenchman has his way with a cheese of any origin (usually a smelly, expensive cheese). The cheese boasts many holes... it should be obvious why.

"Dude, Christophe took my block of cheddar, now i've just got a wheel of swiss cheese!!!"

by LeilaJonssonBiotch January 1, 2008

Royale with cheese

When you get the FINEST cock you've ever had...but it was unshowered, not clean, but still a damn nice cock.

Wow Jenny, I was jogging this morning and saw Bob. He said hey. We ended up doing some In and outs.
How was it Kelly?
It was a Royale with Cheese. If only he had a chance to take a shower. Then it would've been Le Big Mac!

by Andi June 10, 2006

cheese dick

When you dip your dick in cheese and get a midget girl to lick it off and then stick it in her ass.

Man, look at that midget bitch, I'd love to cheese dick her.

by Mace from Spiffeh land September 4, 2008

cottage cheese

A think white substance that accumulates in the vaginal area due to uncleanliness. It has the appearance of cottage cheese.

All of the guys were scared to sleep with Lara because she had a bad case of cottage cheese.

by STD Free March 16, 2008

Cheese Tits

the condition in which the breasts have become so aged that the milk therein has curdled into cheese.

"Dude, that blue-hair has some nasty-ass cheese tits."

"Cheese tits...on the prowl."

by Molybdenum Bromide November 13, 2009

cottage cheese

White,odorous,chunky sludge oozing from your wifes cunt by the time you get off work in the afternoon.

When i got home i was gonna fuck my wife but shed forgotten to wipe out the cottage cheeese from gettting gang banged all day by my unemployed friends.Its a rewal turn off.

by Drew Wolverton September 28, 2003