Ur mom

A comeback for pretty much anything tbh

Examples:
Person 1: Hey smell this, it smells like blueberry
Person 2: -sniff sniff- EWW WHAT IS IN THAT THING?!
Person 1: Ur mom
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Another Example:
Carter: Omg, are you dumb?! Humans BREATHE air, not memes!
Julie: Oh, well your mom does. And so do I.
Carter: ...Well...ummm...I-...
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AND ANOTHER EXAMPLE
James: Oh come on, can't you play football with me today?
Liam: Well, the thing is I have a to-do list every day now.

James: Oh...well what's one thing on it?
Liam: Ur mom

James: ...
James: Uhm...oh look, my football is running-errr rolling away! I'll see you tommorow!
Liam:

by RANDOM HOT CHEETO December 12, 2021

ur mom

an annoying term everyone uses just because

have u heard of ur? ur mom.
“ur ugly.” ok ur mom.

by marry me natasha romanoff January 17, 2022

Ur grampy trampy

The most powerful of all insults, if used on you, you might as well die

Ur mum gay
Ur dad lesbian
Ur granny tranny
Ur grampy trampy
*dies*

by The big gay May 10, 2018

ur mom gay

The best comeback in the history of comebacks.

Some Kid 1: ur autistic
Some Kid 2: ur mom gay
Some Kid 1: *dies*

by Sybillity January 30, 2020

Ur Auntie a Thotie

The most terrifying and most feared insult in any language known, and has the power to win any argument with a simple phrase.

Andrew: ur mom gay
Jeff: no u
Andrew: ur dad lesbian
Jeff: ur auntie a thotie
Andrew: *entire human race vanished from exsistence*

by The reincarnation of Jesus May 10, 2018

Ur mom

Is a fun thing to say when someone asks where you are.It can be used as doing your mom, or (fucking your mom.’

When someone asks where you are, you can say “ your moms house”.

by Thesenutscanneverfitinyomouth January 24, 2022

National pleasure ur boyfriend day

August 6 is the the day where the girl does whatever the boy wants to feel pleasure

The girl gave the boy head on national pleasure ur boyfriend day

the boy finished in the girls 🐱 on national Pleasure your bf day

by Your moms crib August 2, 2021