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West Texas Steamer

When you’re doing the wheelbarrow under a cow, and the cow shits on the chest of the person being wheelbarrowed.
We were at the ranch yesterday and Cheryl got a West Texas Steamer
by enjoimark April 26, 2022
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My Little Pony Steamer

When you dip your sweaty scrotum in glitter, and proceed to sit on your partner's face, facing toward their feet. Similarly, facing in the other direction is a Reverse My Little Pony Steamer. Not to be confused with a Glazed Donut Steamer, which substitutes sugar sprinkles for glitter.

Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.
"Conventional love-making? I say 'neigh'....why don't we start our foreplay with a My Little Pony Steamer?"
by Harold Bawls, Esq. June 23, 2022
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Corporate Cleveland Steamer

When you've given every ounce of your energy for your respective company...and rhey continually add work to your plate. You are a victim of your own success, so your company suits on you.
I was just delivered a hot corporate Cleveland steamer. I met my deadline, so they gave me someone else's work on top of it.
by Poopypoopypoppop August 2, 2022
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reverse jungle steamer

When a woman takes a huge dump on a man and then swings head first into the defecation, as though she is swinging in the jungle.
Wow, Shalyn just took a huge reverse jungle steamer on Willie and poop sprayed everywhere.
by Debodatubz October 24, 2022
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Back alley steam clean

When a cheap hooker uses the steam from her cup of coffee to "clean" her genitals .
i knew shed only done the back alley steam clean when it smelled like dirty creamer and tasted like diseased spunk.
by Gigglesnshit May 23, 2023
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Von Neumann Steamroller

Like a Boston Steamroller, but everyone who takes it goes and does it to two more people. An exponential Steamroller.
Damn, the city of Newark went full Von Neumann Steamroller? That's whack.
by anonymous October 3, 2023
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state street steamer

When a geriatric and overly aggressive lover delivers a surprise all liquid defecation upon an unwilling middle age participants chest and face. Followed up with all the urine the geriatic and overly aggressive lover can possibly muster.
The old man popped out of no where and bestowed a state street steamer upon my delicate and bountiful chest meats.
by State Street Car Wash January 21, 2024
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