Laptop Sandwich

When you open your laptop, put someones face inside and snap it shut whilst shouting 'WAHPOW!'.

She was being a moron, so I gave her a laptop sandwich. WAHPOW!

by fibrojohnpainscale10 May 5, 2017

Slap your sandwich

Code word used in front on children for intercourse with your wife or girlfriend

I can’t wait for the kids to go to bed so I can slap your sandwich baby girl

by Sex with girlfriend November 27, 2020

c&b sandwich

Cock& ball sandwich

I’m making C&b sandwiches for dinner tonite

by Scanaego January 31, 2018

cHicKen sAndWicH

food that is no good except chic fil a.

today rebeccaa ate a cHicKen sAndWicH at chic fil aaaaaaaa

by lillydashiba February 21, 2020

calybs special sandwich

musterd cum and chease sandwich that was nutered

i will inject you with calybs special sandwich

by Toinko April 13, 2023

Alex Ruben Sandwich

Liar. Hoe. Unauthentic. Selfish. Narcissist. A little boy (blt) in a mans body (sub). Easily manipulated by friends and family. Uses women for pleasure (sometimes men too). Cares too much about what others think and lives life based on other peoples opinions/judgments.

Ah! Run away! The Alex Ruben Sandwhich has arrived to the club!

I had an Alex Ruben Sandwich yesterday and woke up with diarrhea.

by serentimmy85 November 24, 2021

Trump knuckle sandwich

The only think that can defeat Chuck Norris.

Do your job, the colleague said to the intern for the administration, or else you'll get a Trump knuckle sandwich..

by Petesbeeps August 19, 2017