A sex act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with penis) shaves his testicles, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. Step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of Mars Bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. The newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected penis and testicles. All the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. The final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your Middle Eastern Mars Bar.
*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both a practical and aesthetic qualities:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair
*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both a practical and aesthetic qualities:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair
"She was coughing up chocolate fur balls for weeks after I gave her the Middle Eastern Mars Bar at Stylzie's place after Dirty Thursday"
by G. Dingle July 29, 2008
Get the Middle Eastern Mars Barmug. A bunch of little jerks who are immature and kids who havent hit puberty. They are all messed up. Wat a joke
by man_wit_skills March 17, 2005
Get the Medford Memorial Middle Schoolmug. A school with the grades of 6-8. Created about ten years back i believe. It's probably one of the most newest school in the Maltby area (considering the maltby area only has one other school). Though it had pretty good teachers, the teachers that go there now are highly unpredictable. Most of the old timers have retired, but from what I've heard, the new teachers there are pretty mean and disciplining. Once a drugfree place, the place itself is now full of druggies! (or so i've heard). The kids there yap away like nothing, and that get's the nerves of the teachers obviously. Now you see why the teachers might be so mean. Either way, it's an ok school. The school colors are green, black and grey while the school mascot is a hawk.
The real hidden river, which the school Hidden River Middle School was named after is actually just a small puddle about the size of a pothole.
by The_Good_Samaritan December 6, 2011
Get the Hidden River Middle Schoolmug. Also known as PMMS or Pmill, Patterson Mill Middle School is one of the most weirdest places ever. Filled with all types of Cliques. All of the students think that they are going to fall down the stairs because of how weak they look. People go on the elevator thinking that they are savages but secretly everyone does it. The school is big and all but the students that go there are compleatly trash. The highschoolers are all druggies that influence the middle schoolers to be the same. The HighSchool sports teams are trash, so dont be scared when your school is playing them. Most the girls are Basic White girls that think that they own the school. Every white girl also tans until they are LITERALLY BLACK. The girls there are ok but they are all cheaters. Nobody gets good grades so they dont make it into the schools they want. The Vice Princapals are trash and the guidance councelors dont help you much and are alwasys telling you to get an ice pack. The clubs are ok. But at the end of the day, all the students love eachother and we join together as Pmill
by hgcjzkujsxhkjz April 22, 2020
Get the Patterson Mill Middle Schoolmug. Irene Lopez school is a lame ass school full of some lame ass kids and some stupid ass teachers who mark you for everything
by You gay August 28, 2019
Get the Irene Lopez middle schoolmug. by brosgethoes June 4, 2022
Get the Middle and ring finger upmug. A mom who only likes "Halleluja" and "Jesus take the wheel".
A Middle aged christian mom also has around 49 unvaccinated kids.
Because vaccines are against the lord.
Edit: 2 minutes has passsed now, she only has 23 kids left.
A Middle aged christian mom also has around 49 unvaccinated kids.
Because vaccines are against the lord.
Edit: 2 minutes has passsed now, she only has 23 kids left.
Hi, i am a Middle aged christian mom.
Middle aged christian moms don't vaccinate because its "against the lord.
Middle aged christian moms don't vaccinate because its "against the lord.
by Middle aged christian mom June 20, 2019
Get the Middle aged christian mommug.