Car Shield

Also known as Carapacesshield, car shield is actually so funny and totally isn't a pedo!

Dupainaenae: “someone made me a naenae simp page”
Car Shield: “HERLPPPP”

by Naenae 🥺🦵 July 1, 2021

Driving in my car right after a beer

A meme where asgore runs over dess

Driving in my car right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!

Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making ass
Pulverize this fuck
With my Bergentrück
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!

by Fearh and hungah July 19, 2025

Car Handhold

The little handles in a car above your head that are primarily used by parents telling their kids how bad they are at driving.

Sharon was clutching the car handhold dramatically while telling her daughter to slow down.

by AntisocialPotato July 23, 2017

Car Ugly

The ugly/disgusting physical appearance one develops after a long car ride or trip. Edematous face, chapped lips, pimples, greasy or dry skin.

Her: Did you see Maley yesterday?
Him: Yeah didn’t she just get back from Mexico?
Her: She looked hella car ugly.

by VoyagerII April 11, 2022

car

another way of saying "cat", typically used by Gen Z and Gen Alpha on Instagram reels, YouTube Shorts, and TikTok.

reel: *shows a sad cat*
*Instagram reel comment: "someone give that car a hug right now"

by theheem February 13, 2025

Race Car Business

A business run by a sociopath who will win at all costs and, ultimately, envisions themselves driving the race car themselves, running over anyone in their path.

He's building a race car business and to hell with whatever gets in the way.

by Irseer June 25, 2019

car and logs

I WISH CARS AND LOGS WERE REAL

#chad: WOAH IS THAT A CAT AND A DOG?!1!!1!1

#melissa: NO YOU FUCKING BITCH ITS A CAR AND LOG!!!2!11!1!12

car and logs

by ruiiiiwsp January 25, 2024