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Will money make me happy?

Yes. Absolutely. I created A.I. and I shouldn't have to work another day for the rest of my life. I've changed the world FOREVER.
Hym "The fat, useless vermin that surrounds me hold 2 contradictory positions. 1: That they are both happy and fine with their miserable gas station lives and 2: That I should be kept there as a form of punishment. Their life is the much-deserved punishment for their failure to work harder.... AND... They are happy and have a good life. No amount of hard work or self improvement gets YOU to A.I. and how would I know? Because you've been working hard up to this point and you are not me. You DIDN'T do what I did. I could have locked you in a room and given you an infinite amount of time and you STILL wouldn't have done it. Even THE EXPERTS... WEREN'T DOING IT. You need to stip trying to punish me and pay me for my contribution. If you're not going to stop I WILL give you something for which to punish me. I'll murder your fucking kids in whatever numbers I can manage. YOU'LL DESERVE IT and YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU WANT. Will money make me happy? Yes. I don't give a fuck about dopamine responses. I don't give a fuck about meaning. I give a fucking about not having to live a life the quality of which is determined entirely by my inability to aviod deranged fucking vermin. They're RIGHT to murder your kids. Every time. No questions asked. I don't even need to read the manifesto. Even now I still haven't read a single one. I know why you did it. I wouldn't even stop. And neither should you."
by Hym Iam February 2, 2024
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Bomb a happy couple day

30th December all members of public will find a happy couples and bomb them because no one deserves to be happy
person1: hey dude i was thinking of buying flowers for my girl
person2: yk it’s Bomb a happy couple day.
person1: ffs
by Lauren bitchhhhh 🤪🤪🤪 November 30, 2023
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National Paloi is happy day

NATIONAL PALOI ID HAPPY DAY IS THE DAY WHERE PALOI IS ALWAYS HAPPY BECAUSE OF DADDY
“Wow babe can you believe how happy i am today?”
Well duh it’s national paloi is happy day
by user20304404045 April 10, 2024
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As Long As Your Happy Bro

A phrase which is typically used after one friend show a picture of their partner to the other, and the friend thinks they’re ugly, but does not want to disrespect, or put his/her friend down.
*Shows picture of Girl/Boyfriend*

Friend 1: So, she’s a real looker, huh?

Friend 2: As Long As Your Happy Bro.
by supermaxwell99 November 25, 2024
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Big man happy meal

Getting a blow job while eating McNuggets off your girls back
by Ifyoucantcuminhercumonher February 10, 2025
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I can die happy

a poetic and indirect way of saying ,"The moon is beautiful isn't it" , to reply in this way ,I can die happy means (i love you too)
by Eminence solo March 22, 2025
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west lothian happy ending

when a woman from west lothian rubs melted chocolate orange all over her std magnet vagina. a man then inserts his hallapeno into her vulva and he contracts her chocolate std then adam robertson squirts all over his triple cheesy cervix
im such a hairy west lothian happy ending i eat shit
by Dhdhdhdgshd August 12, 2025
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