tear goggles

Similar to beer goggles. The drunk at a party, bar, etc. who seems to think everybody wants to hear his sob story. Also will usually get emotional and tell you over and over again "I love you man", "he doesn't deserve you", etc..

Drunk: (in slurred drunk talk) "listen damn it you're an awesome, beautiful woman and your boyfriend doesn't deserve you" or " did I ever tell you how much I love you man, I'm serious, love you like a brother.

Girl/ guy: It sounds like you've strapped on the tear goggles.

by aldeshsa December 15, 2010

Sphincter Giggle

The act of shitting yourself while laughing at something. This happens because you were laughing so hard, your anus laughed with you.

Friend 1: 'My little sister told me the Justin Bieber movie was the best experience of her life and started to cry'

Friend 2: 'What did you say?'

Friend 1: 'I started laughing uncontrollably, but then I had a Sphincter Giggle and ran to the bathroom to clean up'

Friend 2: 'OMG I think I just had one too!'

by thatguywhosaysstuffsometimes February 28, 2011

Focus Goggles

Unlike beer goggles, these goggles allow individuals have the mindset and accuracy of a well trained sharp shooter.

"Coach wants us to soak it in for a little bit but we still have a mission and a goal.....we gotta get our focus goggles on and focus on saturday"
-#2 Sharp Shooter and Rocket Guard

by FocussedRocket April 18, 2011

fail goggles

When a guy/girl fails at getting action or maintaining a relationship with a person, he/she won't find others as attractive as said person. The strength/length of fail goggles is dependent upon time and emotional attachment.

Guy - "I just don't find her that attractive."

Friend - "Dude, you just broke up, so you have the fail goggles on. She's a 10 and I know you'd normally agree with me."

by kanji_sasahara October 24, 2011

hag gaggle

An entourage of gay men held by a straight woman (see fag hag)

Kathy Griffen can always be seen with her hag gaggle in tow.

by Izy the Queer Girl December 18, 2011

Drought Goggles

Similar to drunk goggles but in this case no alcohol involved. When one goes without sex for an extended period of time and the less attractive start looking better.

Can you believe the girl Steve went home with!? Must've been a serious case of Drought Goggles.

by Downtown Georgia Brown January 31, 2012

Thizz Goggles

What you wear when you are rolling face its use is to protect you from hurt bitches it counter balances the effects of the thizz so you can see and think more clearly helping you find a true dime piece. They also look fucking legit.

"Fuck man, if i didn't have these thizz goggles i might of hooked up with that whale."

by kingjamesthefiffteenth February 20, 2012