Goatniter

When you play a shit Ton of Fortnite and also raise goats

Buckets is one hell of a goatniter.

by T-judge March 20, 2025

Goated nigga fallacy

Completely ignore what your opponent is saying whilsts sticking a finger up your ass, fingering yourself and staying to you backward arguments, despite getting proven wrong.
This form of argumentation makes the opposition want to shoot themselves.

Kosovo had a better age under albanians? Nah, I'm just gonna bring up irrelevant points to show that serbs DID do some things in kosovo, but not enough compared to albanians but still enough for me to bring up and cope about it like.
Goated nigga fallacy!

by Smell ya later April 21, 2025

Goatis

Another way to say ‘Jesus,’ ‘Saviour,’ ‘Christ,’ ‘Enlightener,’ ‘Prophet,’ etc.
Used to describe someone who spreads the truth and wakes people up from their brainwashed, unatural slave lives—often by going against man-made societal norms. Aka modern messiah.

"Stop trying to act so smart, you think your a goatis or something"
"Damn, I knew you were wise but you sound like your a goatis or something"
"This book? Pure Goatis. Changed my life for the better."

by Vegan_Gym_IceBathBoy April 23, 2025

Goatrassy

A phrase/nickname used for the Borussia Dortmund current Number 9 Serhou Guirassy who scored a Hattrick against Barca in the Quarterfinals of the 24/25 UCL

Person 1: Man did you see Guirassy's hattrick against Barca! Person 2: Who? Oh you mean Goatrassy

by anormalguy1 April 23, 2025

Goatsplat

A Catastrophic bathroom event where Diarrhoea hits with the force and chaos of a mountain goat doing a cannonball. The result? Explosive, uncontrollable mess splattered all over the toilet bowl.

"Bruh, dont go in there, ive just had a full on Goatsplat, that Taco Bell did me dirty"

by TheRealRegulator April 25, 2025

Goatrassy

when someone scores a hattrick to try and make a comeback being down 4-0 against Barca in the Quarterfinals only to lose 5-3 in aggregate

Person 1: Oh My Heavens this guys scored a hattrick he's clutch Person 2: He scored a Goatrassy

by anormalguy1 April 27, 2025

Goated with the Sauce

Cool and Confident

Mads: "There goes Mike,"
Leo: "He's so goated with the sauce!"

by madz018 May 10, 2025