Facebooker

A girl or guy who posts revealing photos for attention.

A "Facebook Hooker".

"Ashley has become such a Facebooker. I don't get why she thinks she needs to, she's already got enough attention as it is"

by Austin McCrebbing November 13, 2011

facebookigate

Investigate something or someone through the facebook search bar.

Also, Facebookigation, being in the process of investigating someone/thing on facebook.

Sam - I wonder how my ex is doing?
Billy - Why don't you facebookigate it?

Two days later

Billy - Did you find your ex?
Sam - I am still in the middle of the facebookigation process.

by FBKitty November 13, 2011

Facebook Humor

When you use a Facebook function as the basis for your joke. For example, using the tagging feature to point out something absurd or hilarious in someones photo.

"Dude, did you see Jenny's camel toe in that photo she just posted?"

"Haha yeah man, you should tag it"

Time for a little facebook humor.

by TheModernAge86 December 5, 2011

facebookings

Booking your hotel, restaurant table or cinema tickets for example through Facebook. Evolving the digital journey through social media.

Browsing on Facebook, feeling hungry. Book a table for dinner on a brand page without leaving Facebook or lifting the phone. Facebookings - Ultimate convenience!

by pjpbarnes January 14, 2012

Facebook Distraction

This problem occurs when someone gets on facebook for a specific reason, then becomes distracted by other peoples posts and then finally, forgets what it was they had originally intended to do.

-logs onto facebook

-see's a funny status

-likes funny status

-starts browsing pictures

-starts visiting friends friends and looking up random people

-tries to think of a clever status but fails

-realizes they dont remember what they got on facebook for in the first place.

/Facebook Distraction

by Blofu February 13, 2012

facebook whore

Someone who constantly flirts/hooks up/plays head games with people they are friends with on Facebook. This usually involves posting several statuses that suggest they are about someone but no tags because there are several people they are messing with.

Did you see Carolyn CeeCee Reeds statuses? They were all about different guys.

Yea.. she's a Facebook whore.

by JohnDeereCamo February 24, 2012

Facebook funeral

Finding out everything you wanted to know about someone and more after befriending them on Facebook. Spoiling all motivation to know them in more depth.

He/ she was really into me at that party a few weekends ago, we became friends on Facebook since and when I saw them again, they didn't seem that interested in me anymore. I guess our friendship got a Facebook funeral.

by GotLix August 30, 2012