Cleveland Browns

perhaps the worst franchise in the NFL next to the Raiders, Lions or Cardinals. A team with a dedication to losing that is almost mind boggling, even when the
team makes the right move in signing a good player they get hurt, (see Lecharles Bently). The NFL should never have resurrected this franchise, it should have
gone to a better city, like Las Vegas or San Antonio. GO STEELERS !!

Guy 1: Hey I got tickets to the Browns game, wana go?
Guy 2: Nah I am gonna sneak into the zoo and try to hand feed the polar bears.
Guy 1: Wow thats alot better then watching the Browns blow another one, can I come?
Guy 2: Sure but make sure you tie the food to your body,
Guy 1: Alright! This is gonna be great!

Gee what a surprise the Cleveland Browns lost again to the Steelers, what is the 6th time in a row? How is that a rivalry?

Cleveland Steamer was originated in Cleveland because Browns fans had to come up with something to release the stress of ALWAYS losing.

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by Skidmark McGee March 14, 2007

John Brown

the newest white rapper to be on the scene, he has mad talent, and great flows, he is an entity, not a rapper (per say), He was on the white rapper show, and is very good looking, Known for saying "hallelujah holla back" and saying "ghetto revival"...

John Brown lost to $hamrock on "The White Rapper Show" but has gone WAY farthest than $hamrock...

by sunshine_at_midnite April 7, 2008

Brown Bag

A "brown bag" is a term used to describe a bowel movement into ones undergarments. Typically it results from the overwhelming, albeit mistaken urge to pass gas. This is fairly common in young children and the elderly. The term "brown bagging it" is often used to describe bringing ones lunch to school or work. While considered related in that one can result in the other, the two terms have entirely different meanings and consequences.

Johnny rushed to catch the bus for school. His mother yelled "Johnny, you forgot your lunch". Johnny's friend Timmy sat next to him on the bus and said " so you are brown bagging it today". Johnny did not respond as the bus continued on its journey to school. As the bus pulled up to the school to drop the children off, Timmy and the rest of the children stood up to leave. Johnny sat motionless in his seat. Timmy said "come on Johnny". Johnny broke into tears and Timmy could smell the odor of feces. The bus driver approached and asked if Johnny was ok. Johnny responded "no", and said in between sobs, "I have a brown bag".

by whoins November 20, 2010

Brown Car

When you take a shit on your partners hand and they shove it in your anus. Common

OMG Justin just got a big brown car!

by Tonk Pils January 6, 2007

Brown Betty

When someone squats over a sleeping person's face, and someone else wakes the sleeping person. As soon as the sleeping person wakes up, the squatting person shits all over his face.

Rusty passed out at the party Friday night, so we decided to give him a Brown Betty.

by shuffshuff May 24, 2013

Brown Cowgirl

A sexual position where the female is riding the male reverse cowgirl and defecates on his abdomen.

Little to his knowledge, Tony was about to receive a steaming pile of feces on his belly. Jessica sure did give him the ol' Brown Cowgirl!

by Deer Cock January 10, 2012

Brown Indian

To pull out a girl's poop shoot and then wipe your johnson on each cheek giving her war stripes.

You could tell she got a brown indian by the twin stripes on her face.

by monkeyspunk December 12, 2003