A chair bird, a common creature among North America, Canada, Russia, and Iceland. Chair bird will sit in his chair (he has a collection). Sometimes he will knock on people's door and ask them to give them the chairs or bye bye. Chair bird also likes hats. He carries cowboy hats with him whenever and wherever
A: "What happened last night?"
B: "Oh, Chair bird visited my house."
A: "What's your favorite animal?"
B: Chair bird."
A: "Uhm.."
B: "All listen to chair bird, there is no escaping his wrath. He wants your chairs he wants your soul sacrifice for the better good of chair bird he wants you know, Michael. There is no escaping him. He will sacrifice you to the chair gods as you plead for mercy and the blood will splatter all over the walls and you will scream but nobody will hear you in the basement of Chair bird. Michael you cannot escape Chair bird. He is after you. Michael, What if I'M Chair bird? Would you doubt me? Chair bird is your new god, and if you will not obey his commands, then you will suffer."
B: "Oh, Chair bird visited my house."
A: "What's your favorite animal?"
B: Chair bird."
A: "Uhm.."
B: "All listen to chair bird, there is no escaping his wrath. He wants your chairs he wants your soul sacrifice for the better good of chair bird he wants you know, Michael. There is no escaping him. He will sacrifice you to the chair gods as you plead for mercy and the blood will splatter all over the walls and you will scream but nobody will hear you in the basement of Chair bird. Michael you cannot escape Chair bird. He is after you. Michael, What if I'M Chair bird? Would you doubt me? Chair bird is your new god, and if you will not obey his commands, then you will suffer."
by ChairBird May 09, 2020
by intrepid402 October 14, 2017
Jaemon (older brother Smith) is really nice to me and the fam.
Bro can be found runnin' hitting drums Playing wii sports studying , makin' chocolate milk
Bro can be found runnin' hitting drums Playing wii sports studying , makin' chocolate milk
Jaemamando the soul stealer ( Big Bird ) is addicted to chocky milk ( probably I dont Know)
He also treats me nicely
He also treats me nicely
by Tg223P October 08, 2023
Louder than:
-Mariah carrey’s high notes
-an airplane passing by your house
-your mom yelling at you for not cooking the rice.
-Mariah carrey’s high notes
-an airplane passing by your house
-your mom yelling at you for not cooking the rice.
Peter: ÊËĘEEEEEÉYYYŸYYYyyyyyyyyyYyyYyyyY HUUÜÛÜUUUHÙŪÜUUUUUÜHHHÜÛUUUUUU AUUUUGHHOOOAOAOAAOOAAO HUEHURHAHEHEAHE IEEEYYYIIEIEIE PPPOOPOO REEEEE
someone: what the HELL was that?
Peter’s friends: peter’s loud bird screeches.
someone: what the HELL was that?
Peter’s friends: peter’s loud bird screeches.
by theasianpotato September 22, 2019
When you cum in a girls mouth and hit her in the head so cum comes out her nose (angry dragon) but she vomits afterwards.
"I julie birded my gf last night" -shmoof flip
"You what?" -Berf lemoop
"I came in her mouth, smacked her head so it came out her nose and later she vomited." -Shmiff floop
"Nice." -Berf lemoop
"You what?" -Berf lemoop
"I came in her mouth, smacked her head so it came out her nose and later she vomited." -Shmiff floop
"Nice." -Berf lemoop
by Peachfuz Lamberskin III April 21, 2019
1) A phrase which describes how unbelievably high you are.
2) A really jiffy phrase created by the gifted duo that brought you "puffy" and "scatalogically gifted"
2) A really jiffy phrase created by the gifted duo that brought you "puffy" and "scatalogically gifted"
by Imhunglikeahorse(fly) September 20, 2022
said to advise someone that they will have an advantage if they do something immediately or before anyone else does it
Thank god I hoarded TPs at Costco in February. The early worm catches the bird and the latecomers get nothing
by nood564 March 31, 2020