by CosmicKramerTheAssMan February 15, 2018
Get the Baby Battermug. The swaddled, booty-pajama-wearing, pacifier-sucking proof that the smoking hot woman in line at the grocery store is, in fact, a milf.
No matter how attractive a woman is to begin with, her hotness is magnified by these fashion accessories.
The milf babies themselves are not sexual objects. They merely heighten the desire we feel for their mother.
No matter how attractive a woman is to begin with, her hotness is magnified by these fashion accessories.
The milf babies themselves are not sexual objects. They merely heighten the desire we feel for their mother.
by shav3dh3d January 1, 2012
Get the Milf Babymug. 
by macks all October 28, 2007
Get the baby tokemug. A hand gesture meant to be a rebuttal for the awkward turtle, usually accompanied by a verbal explanation.
It is formed by:
1. making the awkward turtle with your hands
2. seperating the hands so that they sit next to each other
3. balling both hands into fists and bumping them together twice
4. sticking out both pinkies and thumbs and rotating them forward
It is formed by:
1. making the awkward turtle with your hands
2. seperating the hands so that they sit next to each other
3. balling both hands into fists and bumping them together twice
4. sticking out both pinkies and thumbs and rotating them forward
Guy: Hey, what's up?
Girl: I'm on my period...
Guy: *Awkward Turtle*
Girl: Awkward Turtle makes Awkward Babies *Awkward Babies*
Girl: I'm on my period...
Guy: *Awkward Turtle*
Girl: Awkward Turtle makes Awkward Babies *Awkward Babies*
by The Human Dictionary August 3, 2009
Get the Awkward Babiesmug. A catchy song from the point of view of a baby in the mother's womb. Often sung in a trio; including a bass, tener, and soprano.
by Erika January 25, 2005
Get the baby spoutmug. A Baby Klaus is typically a 30-40 year old virign male who is abusive to women yet still is a White Knight to them.
These are typically found online, especially in Toxic game communities.
Typically lives alone, and any relationships they have are extremely short and end badly.
Usually relies on family to assist them with laundry or car rides and never takes care of themselves.
Example:
That one guy always online World of Warcraft who one shots you as a DK
These are typically found online, especially in Toxic game communities.
Typically lives alone, and any relationships they have are extremely short and end badly.
Usually relies on family to assist them with laundry or car rides and never takes care of themselves.
Example:
That one guy always online World of Warcraft who one shots you as a DK
Guy1: Haha! You’re just mad cuz you bad! You don’t have dragon hide armor or even one million experience hahahaha
Guy2: Quit being a Baby Klaus
——
Guy1: Why would you throw the game in like that dude?
Guy2: Because you can’t play a support role you autistic liberal, you threw the game when you selected that character hahaha
Guy1: What? I was doing my role?
Guy2: *Repeatily using words that would clearly end in a mute*
-Next Day-
Guy2: WHAT I WAS MUTED? HOW DARE THEY I WAS ONLY DOING MY JOB *ReeeEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!*
Guy in Discord: .... That’s because you’re a Baby Klaus.
Guy2: Quit being a Baby Klaus
——
Guy1: Why would you throw the game in like that dude?
Guy2: Because you can’t play a support role you autistic liberal, you threw the game when you selected that character hahaha
Guy1: What? I was doing my role?
Guy2: *Repeatily using words that would clearly end in a mute*
-Next Day-
Guy2: WHAT I WAS MUTED? HOW DARE THEY I WAS ONLY DOING MY JOB *ReeeEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!*
Guy in Discord: .... That’s because you’re a Baby Klaus.
by ThatOneChickLmaO November 10, 2018
Get the Baby Klausmug.