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A person with such excessive stupidity that they have "dug their head's up their asses," Thus wearing it as a hat
"Jake is such an ass hat, sometimes I wish he'd die
Ass Hat by HorrorWithin October 18, 2008
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ass grease 

It's the sweat you get in the crack of your ass when your roasting your balls off.
Boy OH BOY!! It sure is hot as hell in here today,PATTY.I have got some serious ASS GREASE goin on.PEGGY laughs,and says WHAT THE HELL are you talking about? ASS GREASE MOMMA ,ass grease,then after some explaining she agrees,it is as HOT AS HELL.(TRUE),(TRUE)
ass grease by Empire @#@%<04> April 17, 2004

Ass badger

Usually known as followers, bum-lickers & bitchs.

This term originated from the two followers of pandaji
these ass badgers will endlessly travel through there pandaji ass, licking whatever they can find.

Also
Typical example of a common ass-badger..

(pandaji zaid): give my ass a good licking boys!
(Ass badger Kamran): whatever ya say boss.
(Ass badger Hussain): d00d save some chode for meh!

(random passer-by): lool, what a bunch of ass badgers.. lamers
Ass badger by FPS JIMBOB August 18, 2006

Ass to Ass 

When two people split a Chicago Polish Sausage.
Chicagoan 1: "Hey man, I'm not going to eat all this Polish. You want to go Ass to Ass?"

Chicagoan 2: "Hells Yes!" "Cut it up"
Ass to Ass by J Kuch May 2, 2010

ass puppet 

turd that hangs from you shitter by a couple of threads of spent food.
Honey grab me the scissors, I need to cut this dangling ass puppet.
ass puppet by LocalHero June 9, 2005

ass assassin

a flaming homosexual
"ahh look at those ass assassin!! fucking sick"
ass assassin by dave January 9, 2003