David

short, fat, triple chin, freak and boring ahh boyfriend

*david:* "hi"
*EVERY SINGLE GIRL IN THE WORLD:* "ewww"

by ieatmensmoney December 27, 2023

david

If your name is david, then Karina/Alexandra/Alessandra would be the perfect match for you!
Or if you have a male preference, you should try dating Alex/Danny/Daniel!
If your name is David, you are most likely an Aries or a Cancer.

"karina, my name is david, that means we're soulmates!"
"tf"

by iqiiqiqjmsbw December 9, 2021

David Lopez

A man that is so random, he does a lot of tomfoolery and he loves dudes that can do the mosquito

Person 1: did you hear about David Lopez
Person 2: He's right next to us, isn't he?
David Lopez: u better hang up that computer call

by Papi travis the first November 13, 2023

David

David is an amazing, funny, affectionate, and smart guy. He is like the sun in a dark room. Treasure him while he’s in your life, because once he’s gone, you won’t find another like him.

If you need someone to cheer you up, just find David!

You won’t find another guy like David!

by girlwhoisdownbad January 2, 2025

David

A very impressive, smart, and astute individual.

You are a David. You a Daviding right now, bro. Hey stop being such a David.

by YourBoy March 16, 2022

David

The guy who will
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never and I mean never run around and desert you.

Girl: Oh my god David never let me down

by theEyeAvenger November 21, 2021

David

David is the type of person to make you smile when you're sad. He picks you up and many others just with hid personality. He is a gentleman and a goof ball. He has a level head and is incredibly smart. He's a gamer like no other, able to show you many ropes. He's someone you can count on. A bestfriend, someone so perfect to fall in love with. He is the cutest guy you will meet, inside and out. I love you David. Not just in a friend way-

Man. I fucking love David.

by Strawberryqueen.05 November 14, 2020