vagina daggers

Facial hair stabbing into a vagina. ie when a man has a stubbly beard when performing oral sex on a female.

When my husband went down on me after not shaving his face for a few days, it felt like vagina daggers.

by E tizzle February 8, 2014

Vagina slay

A super cool, successful, pretty women

Hope is so vagina slay

by Vagina slay queen September 3, 2022

Vagina Chameleon

A man who starts dating a woman and instantly adopts all her favorite activities and interests with much enthusiasm, despite previously having zero interest in those activities. See also penis chameleon.

That vagina chameleon had no interest in rave music before he started dating that raver. Now all his clothes look like he belongs in a circus.

by KrankyKanuck July 7, 2018

Vagina stool

When one shits out the vagina

Doctor: are you experiencing any vagina stool??
Arlene: yes. My vagina shits about 73837 times a day.

by Bigcockinbutt March 8, 2020

Amy leaky-vagina

When those named amy have a rural track infection.

Amy rolled over to find a puddle on the bed. "Hahaha" screamed the others. "Look amy leaky-vagina"

by Tui.huuummm June 13, 2025

Vagina Displacement

Got a divorce after being married for a very long time and haven’t had sex in 6 months.

I have vagina displacement because it’s been so long since I have had sex

by He’s him February 2, 2023

Vagina Pucker

When the cunt literally tries to consume itself for fear of unwanted penetration.

"That creepy guy staring at us is totally making my vagina pucker."

by Cunthulhu May 8, 2021