by never ever seen them November 23, 2020
Get the I've never seen two pretty best friendsmug. by Matt Damon young February 6, 2017
Get the More basic than a two piece jigsaw puzzlemug. simply the gayest thing a member of society can do. An action such as this is a confession of love from one man to another man. This is like broke back mountain. West coast=best coast. Only if you're gay.
I took a picture of 2 rainbows. I tagged one as me, and one as my friend. I love him. I am a fagget. I went home and realized I was "tagging two dudes in a pic of 2 rainbows." Wow Im gay.
by allidoissizz April 27, 2011
Get the tagging two dudes in a pic of 2 rainbowsmug. Girl: I just don't know if I'm ready for a relationshipment.
Boy: Hey cmon. My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself.
Boy: Hey cmon. My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself.
by Smeeagain October 31, 2011
Get the My two favourite things are commitment and changing myselfmug. "Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"
by Axewielder December 11, 2007
Get the distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bagsmug. Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"
Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."
Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"
Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."
Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"
by Jordan (Captain Awesome) November 6, 2006
Get the Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass.mug. by Daniel - CFO November 18, 2020
Get the Let's go I'm a two ton slayermug.