Cream cheese and jelly

When you are fucking a girl on her period and you give her a creampie.
My girl was on her period, so I gave her a cream cheese and jelly.
by Michael A Hunt November 21, 2016
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Boston Cream Surprise

The sexual act of filling your asshole up with whipped cream then proceeding to fart said cream into your partner's mouth.
Ben: Baby give me a Boston Cream Surprise tonight

Stacy: Ew.
by Dirk Dasterdly August 14, 2021
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Cream Cheese

(Verb) (Slang)
Spontaneous ejaculation. typically caused by extreme happiness or excitement.
Bro. Yesterday I (Cream Cheesed) when I found out I made the football team.
by LV TV February 02, 2024
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Cream Cheese

(Verb) (Slang)
Spontaneous ejaculation. Typically caused by extreme happiness or excitement.
Today I (Cream Cheesed) when I found out that I made the football team.
by LV TV February 02, 2024
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Cream Cheese

The most notorious move in all of Russian wrestling. Usually performed when one wrestler is on top of the other in a rear mount. Only the most skilled wrestler has even the slightest chance of escape. Once the maneuver has been successfully executed, the victor may stand up and cheer CREAM CHEESE !! Usually the crowd will as well.
Nickolai Volkoff had the Iron Sheik face down on the mat, with one boot on his spine. He stood up an shouted CREAM CHEESE ! Then he made the Shiek submit after performing the Russian Pretzel Lock.
by Karl Hungus March 09, 2023
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Cream cheese

Cheese that is cream do I need anything more than that? I mean, it's literally in the name do you seriously need anything more than that? Ok, fine cream that is cheese, there is that good? Dear God, you whiny baby fine cream cheese is a cheese made from unskimmed milk and cheese y'all really have to make a fuss about it?????.?
I like cream cheese
Cream cheese is good on bagels
I like smearing cream cheese on the corpses of my enemies
I like making cream cheese toast
by Tomatohater1111 June 12, 2022
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Cream cheese

Cheese that is cream do I need anything more than that? I mean, it's literally in the name do you seriously need anything more than that? Ok, fine cream that is cheese, there is that good? Dear God, you whiny baby fine cream cheese is a cheese made from unskimmed milk and cheese y'all really have to make a fuss about it?????.?
I like cream cheese
Cream cheese is good on bagels
I like smearing cream cheese on the corpses of my enemies
I like making cream cheese toast
by Tomatohater1111 June 12, 2022
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