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Cream custard

The thick white, cream cheese-like moisture that drips from the vagina signifying the time of the month the woman is most susceptible to engaging with red flagged dicks; alternatively can be named after the aftermath of such a sexually charged exchange of bodily fluids.
Julia: Dude, I'm not sure I want to stay in tonight. I broke my favorite toy a month ago and I've had a cream custard for like a week.

Seth: Idk you should probably just thug it out until you find someone you like.

Julia: *already in the shower*
by Afrobeatsyourcheeks December 12, 2023
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Maple Dream Cream

When a Canadian shoots his syrup on ones face.
Oh my God Becky, I took a shot of Adams Maple Dream Cream last night all over my face. What a experience Aye?
by TuckN'Roll October 27, 2018
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ice cream feet

When your floor is as chilly as a marble slab creamery, and it freezes your feet. (For example Cold Stone Creamery is an ice cream chain that uses a cold marble slab to prepare your ice cream as you watch.)
- "Damn, I was getting some water from the kitchen... Now I gots ice cream feet!" (best said while mischievously while placing your feet upon the warm legs of your significant other.)
by mugsydean April 9, 2020
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strawberries and creamed

It's when you are fucking a girl doggy style and right before you cum you reach around and sucker punch her in the mouth and then cum on her busted lips
by Sneedy March 8, 2014
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cream pie licker

When your friend nuts in a thotty and then you eat her out!!
"Damn I just bust inside her"

"Don't trip Miguel will clean it up" "he's a cream pie licker"
by MeDummy August 31, 2017
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Peaches and cream

The original truffle butter. Peaches that leak cream. The booty juice that comes after a lil back door action.
Peaches and Cream - The favorite position being the back door and the fluids that cometh afterwards
by anonymous July 28, 2024
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Custard Cream

The sexual act pouring custard down a significant others arsehole or vagina then proceeding to drink the mixture of vaginal juice or shit and custard
Person 1: yo. What did u do last night
Person 2: jus Custard Creamed my sister
by Buttfucker43 March 27, 2024
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