captain one speed 

person on drugs(crank)

that dude is a captain one speed.

captain one speed by Jdub4200 December 27, 2008

Non-Inflammatory Speech 

A speech that the crowd pays attention to but doesn't get the crowd enthusiastic. This should mainly be used when talking to and intellectual.

Announcer: "Today we will talk about solar energy and the effects of how the ....."

Tim: " Cut it with the non-inflammatory speech and tell us when the pay cuts are going to happen!"

Non-Inflammatory Speech by Bloodbatdude September 30, 2009

Christin Schultz speed

When someone runs super fast

Wow that nigga almost reached christin schultz speed

Christin Schultz speed by Sublime55 June 29, 2010

High tech Speed Bump 

The brief reduction in speed before going through a speed camera.

Jimothy: "Sorry I'm late, I hit some High tech Speed Bumps on the way here"

High tech Speed Bump by Robo-Cop October 26, 2012

drunken hippie speedball 

The classic hippie speedball (marijuana/caffeine) with a splash of Bailey's, Kahlua, Whiskey, Schnapps, or other alcoholic beverage added in the coffee.

By adding a splash of Bailey's Irish Cream to his morning cofee-smoke routine, Jack has created a drunken hippie speedball to start his Sunday morning.

drunken hippie speedball by HighB49 December 22, 2013

Brooke county speed bump 

When one is getting head while driving but she is punching your Ballsack until you ejaculate

Be careful because i can always give you a Brooke county speed bump babe

Brooke county speed bump by Salty Steve February 9, 2015

Obama Rain Speech

a wet fart. Usually accompanied by the statement, "Marines, hold my umbrella!"

Wow, that was a real Obama Rain Speech! I had to stop and check my drawers.

Obama Rain Speech by Grodd July 12, 2015