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Pig

Also called police, cops and 12(fuck them) they are the biggest gang in america as well as the most dangerous, they have no problem murdering an unarmed "criminal" in daylight and going home for a paid vacation (doesnt that make you feel protected?) Theyll also kidnap you for having a plant thats so dangerous you need to be removed from society, after that theyll give you a new room with the safest roommates youll ever have, isnt that sweet of them? It doesnt end there though theyll break in and enter your house because daddy government gave them a piece of paper that says its okay, after that theyll threaten you with guns and shoot your dog because its a "threat" no matter how small or harmless it is, but hey atleast they dont uphold shitty laws that incriminate people for victimless crimes while they let real criminals out in a few months and have them put on a list (im sure they really had to fight to keep their coworkers off that list) they also are great lovers with 40% of them being in a happy relationship, no seriously look up police 40% to find those great results, on a final note they like to play victim when they hurt or kill someone because theyre soooo traumatized from the experience
"Hey why do i smell bacon? Oh the pigs are out again nevermind"
by Serial arsonist May 29, 2022
mugGet the Pigmug.

Pig-ling

Pig-ling is an Asian pig
Wow! look its the famous Pig-ling!
by keiticakes February 18, 2025
mugGet the Pig-lingmug.

pig sauce

(самогон in Russian): moonshine or other bad quality home-made alcohol or wine
why even bother making pig sauce when, once in a while, you can splurge a bit more on yourself and drink good quality whiskey or cider at the local pub?
by Sexydimma September 18, 2016
mugGet the pig saucemug.

knotty pig

The person getting penetrated during the act of a dog knotting during anal sexy with a human.
by Cinophile May 10, 2018
mugGet the knotty pigmug.

Sneaky Brown-Pig

The act of pulling a peers pants down halfway, then shifting your anus above their undergarments and begin defficating. After you are done: pull the pants to their original upright position.
Mickey: Hey Paul, last time I gave Ryan the Sneaky Brown-Pig, I got sent home from the office.

Paul: Well Mickey, he even told you that was his last pair of slacks..
by Willywanker November 26, 2013
mugGet the Sneaky Brown-Pigmug.

pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do
a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks, burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now (starts chasing him with a broom)

boy: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?
by Sexydimma March 9, 2013
mugGet the pigs don't flymug.

being a slope pig

This term is generally usable for the situations which someone is horny.

Slope pig is an animal in Turkish, it could be mad at sometimes
-Dude, look at this girl!
+Aw sh*t, man now i am about being a slope pig
by erooo June 7, 2019
mugGet the being a slope pigmug.

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