pig in the garden

To immerse oneself in self satisfaction without another human being

This morning, I was like a pig in the garden, and made myself come six times with my own hand.

by anonymous November 14, 2020

Pig boarding

A manipulation tactic which is so convert you are emotionally being moved around as farmers move pigs. Putting a giant board in front of the wrong way to go.

Before I knew it, they had my car, my money and my man. This is pig boarding.

by Miktini December 12, 2020

young pig with its ears pinned back

A method of describing a substantial, yet flaccid male uncircumcised member

he was asleep so I took the chance to have a look at his cock , and holy Christ , it’s like a young pig with its ears pinned back

by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023

intense pig latin

what ends up on the screen when your curser mysteriously moves as you try to type

i was instant messaging with my friend when my cursor moved and she could not understand the intense pig latin on my screen! "slike my lifeounds" (translation: sounds like my life)

by thelwngnome December 29, 2011

Peppa Pig

A cursed pig with a mouth that can talk and has an obese dad and little brother. Her mom is a crackhead, and her dad is MORBIDLY obese.

"AAH IT'S PEPPA PIG! RUN!"

by an_absolute_idiot August 29, 2020

pig pit

When a heavy concentration of greedy pig bottoms gather to get filled up with cum by anyone and everyone . Usually in a kink/circuit party/bath house setting.

I saw your man working the center of a pig pit last weekend. You should probs get tested.

by stalemuffinzev April 24, 2024

Pigs in a Twaron Blanket

Slang for heavily armed policemen

“Look out! Pigs in a Twaron Blanket”

by SuperBaseAce1234 March 7, 2021