Middle Eastern Mars Bar

A sex act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with penis) shaves his testicles, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. Step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of Mars Bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. The newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected penis and testicles. All the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. The final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your Middle Eastern Mars Bar.

*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both a practical and aesthetic qualities:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair

"She was coughing up chocolate fur balls for weeks after I gave her the Middle Eastern Mars Bar at Stylzie's place after Dirty Thursday"

by G. Dingle July 29, 2008

Medford Memorial Middle School

A bunch of little jerks who are immature and kids who havent hit puberty. They are all messed up. Wat a joke

Dont even bother coming to shawnee cause u will not be liked!!!!!! FROSH

by man_wit_skills March 17, 2005

Hidden River Middle School

A school with the grades of 6-8. Created about ten years back i believe. It's probably one of the most newest school in the Maltby area (considering the maltby area only has one other school). Though it had pretty good teachers, the teachers that go there now are highly unpredictable. Most of the old timers have retired, but from what I've heard, the new teachers there are pretty mean and disciplining. Once a drugfree place, the place itself is now full of druggies! (or so i've heard). The kids there yap away like nothing, and that get's the nerves of the teachers obviously. Now you see why the teachers might be so mean. Either way, it's an ok school. The school colors are green, black and grey while the school mascot is a hawk.

The real hidden river, which the school Hidden River Middle School was named after is actually just a small puddle about the size of a pothole.

by The_Good_Samaritan December 6, 2011

Mill Creek middle school

This is the middle school that goes to river it is located in cheroke has tons of Mexicans also now as the school were aly grace attended in 8th grade and got pregnant. All the teachers suck and the 8th graders Juul in the bathroom

Hey you know the school that Aly Grace got impregnated at, ya I think it was mill creek middle school

by Hihihihihihihhihihih August 12, 2018

East Oldham Middle School

You thought South Oldham High School was in the the middle of nowhere? You’d be wrong, the only thing within 10 miles is farms or neighborhoods! The closest store is a gas station, their football team is extremely underwhelming yet they try the hardest they have the least trophies in the trophy case out of any sport. There’s way too many poster children that can’t go to the same high schools so South Oldham High School and Oldham Country High School are punished with them.

Ew an East Oldham Middle School student

by JimmyTheBird January 23, 2019

Middle and ring finger up

It means you have a lot of bitches.

Someone: *middle and ring finger up*
„Wow man, they have a lot of bitches“

by brosgethoes June 4, 2022

Middle aged christian mom

A mom who only likes "Halleluja" and "Jesus take the wheel".
A Middle aged christian mom also has around 49 unvaccinated kids.
Because vaccines are against the lord.

Edit: 2 minutes has passsed now, she only has 23 kids left.

Hi, i am a Middle aged christian mom.

Middle aged christian moms don't vaccinate because its "against the lord.

by Middle aged christian mom June 20, 2019