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Jake

A guy who’s girlfriend is an annoying Whiney looney who only comments in about herself. She is always hungry and wants her nails done. No one wants to hang out with her but the Jake keeps bringing her around
Oh my god bruh his girlfriend is so annoying why does he still bring her around, no one likes her.”

“yea I know, he’s being a Jake.”

I think we all know a Jake”

“Don’t be a Jake”
by Redneckdog302 April 14, 2019
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Jake

Hey where'd Jake go?
by notjake123 February 25, 2019
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Jake my everything and my baby

Jake is the best person you will ever meet your life could be at rock bottom and you could be ready to end it all but as soon as a jake walks into your life he won’t leave you or hurt you, He will actually be the best person in your life. A jake is the type of person who hates themself more than ANYBODY in the world but nobody understands why they hate themself because they are so incredibly sweet(when they want to be), loving, amazing , I will admit a bit clingy but watch out don’t piss a jake off unless you want to get bit!
A:"Who is that HOTTY over there?"

B:"That's Jake!"

kind truthful hot cute Jake my everything and my baby
by Kristen Fisher April 25, 2019
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Jake

Jake is a boy who’s a big dick with a small pickle

Named his testicles the Jim and ben

BiGGg dork and idiot and meanie poop

Jake puts on a front of this “tough guy” but is actually really sweet and caring, he’s just scared of people getting to know the real him and then disliking it

Jakes a great person who’s NiCE to his FRIENDS
Guy: why are you like this
Jake: I’m a jake tahts what I do
by i am a persn April 4, 2021
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Jaked

(Jake-ed)
Jacket + Naked
Not wearing a jacket and feeling somewhat naked without it.
I gave my girlfriend my jacket, but I felt jaked without it.
by CrayZonder May 19, 2017
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Jake's Memes

Unoriginal, unfunny, and generally lacking in humorous qualities
Random Person: Jake's Memes are so bad
Random Person 2: you right
by UnpluggedToaster October 27, 2019
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Jake

Looks like a garden gnome and drives a low end sports car
Jake He definitely drives a scion frs look alike
by Kkkoolkidsklub51836 March 22, 2025
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