A tall, muscular, hunk who will take your girl without even looking at her. He stores shit up his ass like undo dice, and anal beads. An absolute chad with a monster schlong about 5.3 inches, and a weight of 12 pounds.
by mattcris4n May 23, 2020
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I hate jake
by Issabtee September 27, 2022
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Get the Jake mug.There's usually three types of them. The first type is not that bright, and tend to hiss a lot (please don't hunt me down for saying this but it's true). The second type a little bit funny, but usually just guy jokes, girls will probably just stare at him weirdly for cracking that type of joke. Not that smart, but not to stupid. The third type, is a complete moron. They always try to act cool, but they never are. If you know a Jake, their not good luck. And please run away, just for the sake of your sanity and all.
by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018
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by Unchangeable Bird April 21, 2018
Get the lumber jake mug.A cancerous you tuber with a fan base of 9 year old's. As Jake Paul continues to flood the internet with cringe added to him and his "Team" being hypocritical lairs the internet hates him and his views are slowly dying out.
by Brahmbles June 9, 2018
Get the Jake Paul mug.A great boyfriend to have. Makes the best out of any situation. A Jake will always put you first when it comes to relationships. Will always let you win in Mario kart to help you feel better. Has great taste in men.
by Syd_thechild December 23, 2020
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