Five minutes and five brains late

Definition:
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.

Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”

by MJ cool June 9, 2025

mortar brain

A lack of brain cells; a type of disease that causes extreme unintelligence

Gee, Matthew sure has a bad case of mortar brain. I heard he got a D on the math text.

by Jmuss729472 November 7, 2017

Brain Drain

Brain drain:

When someone receives every written or spoken phrase as having a possible sexual reference or meaning.

When your mind is in the gutter; pervasive dirty thoughts or usually sexual in nature.

"Sorry, I've got non-stop brain drain today."

by JB21007 March 7, 2023

brain

is gone

very very VERY gone
also brain is an acronym for head

by zaximous November 30, 2021

Braining

When a brain is doing its job, you're brain can stop braining after too much information for yo dumb ass.

My brain isn't braining.

by Average_BBC_enjoyer June 5, 2023

Brain

Mine is small

My brain is small but Justin Bieber's is smaller

by Griffin8R June 18, 2021

Balls No Brains

Something you either need massive balls to do or zero brains.

Example with no brains

Bobby “Why is that guy riding a motorcycle with no helmet at 130 mile per hour (209 Kilometers per hour)?”
Brandon “That’s because he has a bad case of Balls No Brains”

Example with huge balls

Bobby “damn! That guy just punched one of the robbers in the face, too bad he’s about to get shot.”
Brandon “That guys got a serious Balls No Brains way of thinking.”

by Closet Gayng October 21, 2021