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blaxland high 

Blaxland high is located in the depths of blaxland. usually consists of intoxicated students lead by groups smoking many narcotics. if you are or will be a student of blaxland high, do expect to see police, fire brigade, ambulance and forensic cars on a regular basis as some may find it more entertaining to call in bomb scares instead of attending classes. students are often found sitting out the front (smoking or consuming alcohol) or at the local Charcoal Chicken shop located across the street.

Expect to see and/or be bullied by the "smokers" from 'down the back', often seen smoking, drinking and occasionally abusing fellow students.
guy: where do u go to school?
girl: blaxland high..
guy: oh k.

tom: i didnt see you in english
bec: yea, i decided to have a few cones down the back

tota: you smell like smoke, I slit your throat
meg: sorry miss, just had a smoke
blaxland high by Keith Miles August 19, 2011

menstrual high-five 

Usually initiated by the guy, an act and symbol of relief that one's lady friend is menstruating and thus, not pregnant. For example, if your girlfriend is on an oral contraceptive and you decide to pull the goalie for the season, one may start to worry that the pill may not be 100% effective. In this instance, one is excited when that time of the month comes and upon hearing of Aunt Flow's visit, a menstrual high-five is warranted.
Guy: hey babe, this party blows. Wanna sneak into the laundry room and fuck on their dryer?

Girl: I can't. I got my period this morning...

Guy: Whew! Menstrual high-five!!!

*puts up arm with a Todd-from-Scrubs-like grin*

Battlefield High School

Full of snobby white kids and giant asian cliques that are the only reason why BHS has such high test scores. The girls are easy and most lost their v card at Bull Run Middle. A big ass school full of big ass egos.
Horny? Battlefield High School has some nice sluts!
Wanna join the Battlefield High School drama club? You mean the weird misfits that choose the same shitty actors over and over again?
Anime club? aka the kids that scare the shit outta people
Wow, Battlefield High School sure is a big waste of a big building!

Portal High 

The feeling of total happiness when one finally beats the highly addicting yet highly frustrating game Portal produced by the Valve Corporation.
Cody laughed his ass off for an hour straight during his Portal high after finally beating the game.
Portal High by JimJamDragoonr February 11, 2008

armwood high school 

A place full of ghetto bald people with some wanna be Mexicans. And a place full of fuck sucking freshmans.
Armwood high school is one of the coolest places to be but one of the slutiest place to be. For example, "hey Megan,can you show me where the bathroom stalls are cause I'm hungry ."

Emmaus High School 

All freshman girls are sluts and think their very cool. They have cool parties and get very drunk and ofter to suck guys dick’s all the time. Each girl sends daily nudes to each boy and are very easy to get with. They dye there hair fake blonde and flirt with every boy possible. The freshman boys are gross and hate all the Allentown Central Catholic boys because they “apparently” steal all their girls. The sophmore girls aren’t much better. They have better parties and often try to get with the older boys. Mostly juniors. The sophomores boys are very cute and date girls in their grade. Much better than the freshman class. The junior and seniors mind their own business and are very polite and the girls aren’t hoes like the freshman and sophmore class but they do like to have there fun. Lots of fun parties full of drinking and drugs!!!
Dude 1/ Hey, I’m looking to pick up a girl to get over my last girlfriend.

Dude 2/ Try to go for a girl from emmaus high school !! There easy to get with.

Dude 1/ Your right!! I already got a hook up date with TWO of them tonight!!
Emmaus High School by badassshit January 21, 2018