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Pile of Fuck

The phrase used to describe a situation or thing that is complicated and or messed up. Can be used in many instances whenever something bad or annoying has happened to you. It is also considered the next step up from a pile of shit situation or thing.
Ex. 1
Billy: I just got fired from my job and then found my best friend banging my girlfriend, what a pile of fuck!
Jimmy: I agree that is definitely a pile of fuck.

Ex. 2
Bill: That guy just sold me a bunch of calculators but none of them work!
Ted: That dude is nothing but a pile of fuck
by WileyCoyote September 7, 2013
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Gumby Fuck

Also known as Gumby Fuckers in plural, a Gumby Fuck is a person who acts like a retard or says something so completely fuckin dumb it hurts to hear but somehow other people acknowledge seriously.

May also refer to a noob getting a lucky shot online.
"My Gumby Fuck History professor pointed at a map of Europe and couldnt tell France and Germany apart."

"That Gumby Fuck just stole my kill!!! That little bastard!"
by Drunky_the_Clown October 12, 2011
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Fuck Nigga

Typically used negatively to describe snakes & oppositions, in Florida, we call each other Fuck Nigga passively too.
“Fuck nigga come get me lmao”
“Mannn that fuck nigga funny asf
“Fuck nigga you snapped!”
“Oh you know that fuck nigga too? Whaaa that’s my dog right there”!”
by SmileyShotIt May 2, 2022
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fuck me

Something I say to my boyfriend when he's being to gentle
Come on chris fuck me, pound me like a mallard duck.
by HAIL January 5, 2005
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fuck lips

A girl with nice lips who you like to get oral sex from.
Jennie has some fuck lips.
by tommy larkin December 6, 2006
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fuck yall

slang. a simple term which is a target of at least 2 or more people which is basically telling them to fuck off.
gangstaz:yo foo come get u some give me yo chedda
innocent pedestrian: FUCK YALL!!!!
by nfiver August 29, 2003
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Fucking Monkey

>n. (pl. Fucking Monkeys)
2 The Nature Conservancy organization revealed to the scientific community in February 8, 2010 that Pan pugus is actually a parasitic mammalian organism that latches on to a desired target. Behavioural analysts of the Nature Conservancy published an article denouncing the species to be a "pest to wildlife, even humans." At maturity, the Fucking Monkey metamorphoses its anatomical structure into a horrendous appearance, and begins looking for a "mate" (prey). If the prey is Homo sapien, the Fucking monkey proceeds to figuratively "latch on" to its target, and siphons time, and capital slowly. The unfortunate victim will not realize malevolent effects until all his or her time and capital have been siphoned away. Pan pugnus will then "break up", or latch off from its victim. Finished prey will be nothing but a shell, and may be emotionally unstable, until companions console him or her.
Me - "That Fucking Monkey is so ugly..."

You - "It's because it metamorphosed."

Me - *vomit*
by GorlamiMargarettiDominic February 9, 2010
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