Cum done

When a woman gets a big load of ejaculate on them.

Peter North made all his porn co-stars look so cum done!

by cpetkunas July 1, 2020

Cum clot

A cum clot is thick stringy cum that is found in a bathtub drain after a crusty man takes a shower

Bruh I went into the shower after my uncle and I saw a cum clot in the drain

by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020

Burnt Cum

A taste describing something both revolting and unfavorable. Often with foods/drinks that a select few enjoy

Guy 1 - "Alright I got first round. Who wants Guinness?
Guy 2 - "Nah that shit tastes like burnt cum."

by dreisdrunk87 November 5, 2020

The Cum Chronicles

The dumbass story I’ve made that revolves around cum royalty and the empire of cum

Hey let’s go read the cum chronicles

by JonTronShow Official October 2, 2020

cum clot

A cumclot is what a proffer pulls outta its ass after a turd burglar blows a load of jizz up it.

Fer fucks sake that's the filthy fag Maguire off TV . He left a cum clot outta his naked ass on the bus seat after he sat on that black dudes cock in the back row...

by MonsDeepPassionateKiss October 11, 2020

Cum Shotgun

When you nut in a girls ass and she farts. Making it splater all over the surface behind her
( You must yell " CUMSHOTGUN " if it happens.

Fred: Dude I gave her a anal creampie and she farted
Chris: Call that shit a Cum Shotgun
Fred: Get the fuck out

by Tiny PP man October 12, 2020

Cummings exemption

An exemption from certain rules available only to rich and/or politically well connected people.

Mark didn't need to wear a mask in his taxi because he had a Cummings exemption.

Dorothy travelled to her second home for a weekend break despite the lockdown as she knew about a Cummings exemption she could use as an excuse.

George spent £2000 on flights home via safe countries to avoid quarantine, taking advantage of a little known Cummings exemption.

by Bobobobobob29484 October 20, 2020