When a girl squirts in ur face, and then u have ur neighbors cat lick it off in a circlier motion, until all of it is gone, and in order for this to work it has to be a full moon.
by Sick Matt December 6, 2009
Get the German Coffee Cakemug. by the head pipeliner September 9, 2006
Get the sugar air cakemug. A shit cake made by south indian malu descent, compressed usually by hand. The best of the packers are called 'Shit Cakers'.
by ASFDFS January 22, 2007
Get the malu shit cakesmug. A girl takes a poop and heats it up in the microwave. Then the guy eats it and pukes it up in her cunt.
"dude. Me and Phyllis had some kinky sex last night"
"broo. did you pull off the Alaskan Beef Cake?"
"HELL NO"
"broo. did you pull off the Alaskan Beef Cake?"
"HELL NO"
by DatPlowKing September 5, 2011
Get the Alaskan Beef Cakemug. 1. when someone owns something but is still seeking more of it to benefit from it, especially from another party
2. when someone such as a corporation wants to take more than it's fair share.
2. when someone such as a corporation wants to take more than it's fair share.
First the record labels shut down Napster aned Grokster. Now t hey want to have their cake and eat it to by proposing a tax to destroy internet radio.
by grizmeister May 18, 2010
Get the Have their cake and eat it tomug. A sexual move where a man rubs barbecue sauce all over his balls and lets a woman suck off all of the barbecue sauce.
by The Anonymous Chicken August 2, 2015
Get the kentucky crab cakemug. Postscriptum:
crazily but not happily. sometimes elevates me and i get a deepest happiness and everything seems to flow. but i can read Jesus or Nina Simone for that, don't need to follow no blog or podcast.
sad thing: only ever just the "potential" of love, never direct, not to mention welcome, seen, asked, called, heard, hugged. just a chocolate box saved for later.
crazily but not happily. sometimes elevates me and i get a deepest happiness and everything seems to flow. but i can read Jesus or Nina Simone for that, don't need to follow no blog or podcast.
sad thing: only ever just the "potential" of love, never direct, not to mention welcome, seen, asked, called, heard, hugged. just a chocolate box saved for later.
today's sad piece of a cake, theres many other pieces that make it whole, each carrying a different emotion.
by Krkič March 14, 2020
Get the sad piece of a cakemug.