Custard Cream

The sexual act pouring custard down a significant others arsehole or vagina then proceeding to drink the mixture of vaginal juice or shit and custard

Person 1: yo. What did u do last night
Person 2: jus Custard Creamed my sister

by Buttfucker43 March 27, 2024

The Cream Norman

When you’re having sex with your significant other and at the point of climax you start repeatedly screaming rape.

I gave my girlfriend The Cream Norman last night. She asked me to leave immediately

by Lucky#Selm September 20, 2022

Strawberries and Cream

When your girl is on her period but you're a romantic so slap down a towel and skip the condom. Upon climax, your semen gloriously mixes with her blood to create a special creamy dessert. Bon appetit!

Mark: Emma, I know you're on your period, but let's make some strawberries and cream and then go to Denny's for Strawberry pancakes.

Emma: This is why I love you

Mark: Where did we put that ugly beach towel?

by Mexican Nate October 20, 2020

Chief's white root cream

The magic potion that will cure any ailment

Person 1) "My pussy hurts today"

Person 2) "maybe you need a little Chief's white root cream for that"

by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023

Dirty double dipped cream pie

When you go down for oral sex on a woman,and you’re not aware that she has already had somebody ejaculate inside of her earlier that day.

When I went down on my blind date, that is when i realized i was a victim of dirty double dipped cream pie.

by James Gresham January 5, 2024

Cream sundae

When you put your fingers in a bitches pussy flaps and then suck the juice

I met this bitch and did a cream sundae for real

by Choppy Tom August 31, 2021

Piping the cream

Sexual intercourse while not wearing a condom or something similar to that of the term "cream pie"

Guy 1:Sorry I was busy last nighf
Guy 2:You were?
Guy 1:I was piping the cream into this hot chick

by Kai2004 November 6, 2020