Sticky Buffet

a term used to describe very amazing weed...... usually sticky

Thats the sticky buffet right there, i stuck a nug of that weed to the wall and it stayed there for a week,.. Untill i took it down and smoked it.

by Jack Mehoff alot tomorrow November 30, 2010

Epic-Buffofuck

Highest order of FUBAR. even above clusterfuck. When you think it can't get any worse, it does. The people at fault thinks it the norm. Someting that is so screwed up it becomes funny and you have no choice but to laugh and wonder how it is even possible.

I came into work after two days off and the people that were in charge turned the office into an Epic-Buffofuck.

by moronhater1969 January 13, 2011

Muff Buffer

A slightly acidic solution applied to ones vagina to bring pH back to alkaline, control dank smells

Fuck Julia, you need muff buffer! I burnt my tongue doing one lap of your courtyard there's no way im gonna stick my dick in that.

by simomaen March 7, 2011

pectoral buffness

The art of growing ones chest (pecs) to ultimate proportions unbeknown to the regular male. This can be done through various methods, namely hectic gym boet, 300 reps a day , pretein, protein and more protein. Carbs are for fatties so stay away.

Kyle: Sup Beast whats happening
Beast: Gym is happening brother
Kyle: Shit bru whats that in your shirt
Beast: Its my pectoral buffness booi
Kyle: Shweet
Beast: Real

by rjh2504 March 14, 2011

Television Buffering

When whatching a show on a TV with a DVR you pause and wait for it to gain a sizable lead in real time so you can fast forward through commercials.

Guy 1-There are soooooo many commercials on SNL!
Guy 2-You need to do some Television buffering man.

by Joquandra April 7, 2011

The Buffet Lean

A position one assumes whilst eating at a buffet in order to store more food. The buffet lean is accomplished by placing the non-utensil using arm on the table, and leaning forward to vertically increase the size of the abdominal cavity, thus allowing for more food to be packed in.

"Damn man, i'm full. i spent 11 dollars on that buffet and i only had two plates!"
- "So get the buffet lean goin! pussy!"

by Bob-Riverton-jackson-johnson May 14, 2011

Slut buffet

a house/place of convenience where an unlimited number slutty girls seek full employment. Men and others seeking adventurous moments, typically 15 to 30 minutes come and go constantly.

There is a slut buffet around the corner.

Ey dude, you hungry? Yeah, lets hit the slut buffet.

by La Gordita June 16, 2011