People with FiveM Brain:
Speak like NPCs stuck in RP mode 24/7.
Repeat the same dead insults: “random,” “ig,” “b4b,” “smd,” “fuck is you talkin’ bout,” “dickrider.”
Use “ig” to dodge any insult instead of forming a real sentence.
Get mad if you talk about real life — they only want to talk about FiveM, Discord, or their fake “city beef.”
Discord & Online Traits
Their Discords look identical:
Random rapper or e-girl pfps (bonus points if it’s blurry).
“#/# PC checks passed/failed.”
Bios full of ego and fake confidence: “I’m HIM”, “no Ls taken”, and 20 random emojis.
They’re also two-faced losers who act friendly one second, then backstab you in another Discord for clout.
The E-Dater Syndrome
FiveM Brains almost always evolve into cringe e-daters:
They fall for voices using VoiceMeeter or GoXLR, acting like a mic filter equals attractiveness.
Don’t care what someone looks like IRL — as long as they sound “bad” or “tough.”
Spend 12+ hours in Discord calls fake-flirting with people they’ve never seen.
Think “Discord relationships” are real love stories.
Girls in this scene are just as bad — wannabe ghetto, fake accents, acting “street” while living in suburbs, using slang they don’t even understand.
Long-Term Effects
Prolonged exposure to FiveM or its community can cause:
Loss of critical thinking.
No real social awareness.
Permanent delusion of being relevant.
Brain decay from constant exposure to “random” and “ig.”
Speak like NPCs stuck in RP mode 24/7.
Repeat the same dead insults: “random,” “ig,” “b4b,” “smd,” “fuck is you talkin’ bout,” “dickrider.”
Use “ig” to dodge any insult instead of forming a real sentence.
Get mad if you talk about real life — they only want to talk about FiveM, Discord, or their fake “city beef.”
Discord & Online Traits
Their Discords look identical:
Random rapper or e-girl pfps (bonus points if it’s blurry).
“#/# PC checks passed/failed.”
Bios full of ego and fake confidence: “I’m HIM”, “no Ls taken”, and 20 random emojis.
They’re also two-faced losers who act friendly one second, then backstab you in another Discord for clout.
The E-Dater Syndrome
FiveM Brains almost always evolve into cringe e-daters:
They fall for voices using VoiceMeeter or GoXLR, acting like a mic filter equals attractiveness.
Don’t care what someone looks like IRL — as long as they sound “bad” or “tough.”
Spend 12+ hours in Discord calls fake-flirting with people they’ve never seen.
Think “Discord relationships” are real love stories.
Girls in this scene are just as bad — wannabe ghetto, fake accents, acting “street” while living in suburbs, using slang they don’t even understand.
Long-Term Effects
Prolonged exposure to FiveM or its community can cause:
Loss of critical thinking.
No real social awareness.
Permanent delusion of being relevant.
Brain decay from constant exposure to “random” and “ig.”
Example: “He talks like an NPC and cries over his Discord girl — classic FiveM Brain PT 2.”
Example:
“Bro, what do you do in real life?”
Response: “LMAOO random, ig u broke.” (FiveM Brain detected)
Final Thoughts
The FiveM community is easily one of the cringiest on the internet — a mix of wannabe thugs, fake gangsters, e-daters, and Discord addicts who think having a 2015 account means status.
They can’t talk about real life without short-circuiting, and they think “Discord beef” equals power.
In reality, they’re just a bunch of lowlife rejects living in a fake world.
Example:
“This user is suspected to be part of a __ organization, please report any information to __.”
Accounts made in 2015 that they brag about like it’s an achievement.
Example: Copy a fake “NYC thug” personality even though they’ve never been outside their state.
Example:
“Bro, what do you do in real life?”
Response: “LMAOO random, ig u broke.” (FiveM Brain detected)
Final Thoughts
The FiveM community is easily one of the cringiest on the internet — a mix of wannabe thugs, fake gangsters, e-daters, and Discord addicts who think having a 2015 account means status.
They can’t talk about real life without short-circuiting, and they think “Discord beef” equals power.
In reality, they’re just a bunch of lowlife rejects living in a fake world.
Example:
“This user is suspected to be part of a __ organization, please report any information to __.”
Accounts made in 2015 that they brag about like it’s an achievement.
Example: Copy a fake “NYC thug” personality even though they’ve never been outside their state.
by FiveMKidsAreDweebs October 7, 2025
Get the FiveM Brain PT 2mug. Going on and on like a bloodstain phrase written by Marianne Faithful. Rambling so much you empty the contents of another person
by Dgnflyinca August 27, 2018
Get the Brain drainmug. A shortened form of "Braindead," commonly used when something braindead happens, or someone is being braindead.
by TheHayBale October 15, 2020
Get the Brainmug. Giving brain and head means that some is having Head and getting knowledge for example a teacher has sex with one student one day they give head next day knowledge.
Guy1: Have you heard of Brian he go brain and head with the oldest teacher
Guy2: NO WAY DUDE!!!
Guy1: LOL
Guy2: NO WAY DUDE!!!
Guy1: LOL
by zedukyt August 5, 2018
Get the Brain and Headmug. by MineOwedWu's May 9, 2021
Get the The Frazzy Brainmug. by realbrian September 12, 2019
Get the limp brainmug. A much more severe form of brain fog, where you're brain is absolutely polluted due to various substances. You can't think right, your memory is fucked. It's Monday.
by Smogandthecity April 17, 2022
Get the Brain Smogmug.