rancid ass

A condition which a person exhibits when they don't wash their ass for weeks.The smell resembles that of mortified flesh such as gangrene or road kill. Very common phenomenon at TA truckstops.

"Yo ... I had to drop a deuce in the restroom at that last truckstop ... All I gots to say is that the man sittin' in the next stall had WHACK rancid ass ... and the MAN who don't EVER wash his ASS is a MOTHERFUCKER !!!"

by Mad Honky August 15, 2014

Ass race

A race that involves scooching along the ground on your ass, like a dog

"I know what this is... it's an ass race! First one to the kitchen wins!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

fuckable ass

a nice ass that you'd be willing to fuck. it's self explanatory

"Man, Lucy's got a fuckable ass"

by assfucker2000 July 24, 2017

Big ass

Many girls have a very large ass Kennedy is one of them this is good thing for many men

Damn Kennedy got a big ass

by The big man4002 August 20, 2017

Rats ass

What you give when you're all out of fucks to give

I don't give a rats ass

by J-bird-w May 23, 2017

Ass Jouster

A man that loves to engage in the act of anal sex.

A man that is also an asshole.

"Dude, did you get on Counterstrike today?"
"Yeah. That guy named System-Error was on."
"Him!? He's an ass jouster."
"Totally."

by Joey December 6, 2004

smells of ass

When something (i.e. a room, clothes, your mom) smells exceptionally bad, as definined by the usual smells of a persons rectum.

God, my armpits smell of ass!

by 7mondays May 3, 2004