THE BEST FRUIT ALL TIME, I AM ABSOLUTELY ADDICTED TO IT AND I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!
Everytime I wake up at the middle of the night, I go to my fridge and cut apples and watch whatever!! They are absolutely the best snack if you are craving something!
Everytime I wake up at the middle of the night, I go to my fridge and cut apples and watch whatever!! They are absolutely the best snack if you are craving something!
Girl 1: "I'd rather eat fries and burgers than apples."
Girl 2: "Well at least I'd be healthier with my apples!"
Girl 2: "Well at least I'd be healthier with my apples!"
by appleganda March 16, 2025
Get the Applesmug. by BigTasty3473 February 20, 2021
Get the Applemug. 1. A (fruit) which can be (eaten) by (humans) and (animals). They do not (grow) (underwater) therefore (aquatic) (creatures) can’t (eat) it. Apples are usually (red) (green) (Purple) Sometimes used as a (ball) to play (games) when you don’t have a (real ball).
2. A tech (company) that makes (over priced) products and each one starts with either “i” or “apple” some (popular) products are the (iPhone), (iPad), (Apple Watch), (iMac) and more. Most of you are probably reading this on one of these products
2. A tech (company) that makes (over priced) products and each one starts with either “i” or “apple” some (popular) products are the (iPhone), (iPad), (Apple Watch), (iMac) and more. Most of you are probably reading this on one of these products
Example:
1. Man 1 : dude I’m really (hungry) rn
Man 2 : ok bro let’s get some apples
2. Rich guy : *Flexes his phones* dude check out my new iPhone and my Apple Watch to match don’t forget my new Mac book pro and my iPad
1. Man 1 : dude I’m really (hungry) rn
Man 2 : ok bro let’s get some apples
2. Rich guy : *Flexes his phones* dude check out my new iPhone and my Apple Watch to match don’t forget my new Mac book pro and my iPad
by Mr C MacIntosh January 15, 2019
Get the Applemug. by Brutis May 23, 2017
Get the apple kickmug. Apple
by Niglet GOD February 5, 2018
Get the Applemug. by iddunno January 29, 2021
Get the Omao applemug. Why type of isaac newton motherfucker searches for the definition of apple. It's a fruit for fucks sake it doesn't have a fucking definition you smooth brain moron. I mean what the fuck were you expecting "the apple is a red fru- who the fuck doesn't know what an apple is what are you from fucking africa
What you had for lunch
"Oh I had an apple in a little baggie" rotten shit we're in the public education system they give us salted cardboard on a fucking tray.
"Oh I had an apple in a little baggie" rotten shit we're in the public education system they give us salted cardboard on a fucking tray.
by Wrinkled brain November 30, 2020
Get the Applemug.