cyber sex

Interchange of text in which an unsuspecting newbie describes imaginary actions of a sexual intercourse to another user of the Internet, who claims to be a young, good-looking woman, yet always is a fat and hairy old man who smells.

by Targen December 2, 2002

sex bomb

An individual who displays amazingly and attractive physical qualities that causes members of the opposite sex to uncontrolably be attracted and turned on.

Dam! Alice is such a sex bomb when she wears that french maid outfit!

by TheFrenchAssasin February 3, 2008

Sex Can

Instead of a vagina your putting your dick into, it's a Monster Energy drink can. putting your erected dick through the drinks pop-top and trying to pull out when your dicks skin is in pain due to it grazing the sharp metal.

Nurse: Sir, what's wrong with his penis?
Doctor: He tried to Sex Can...
Nurse: What's Sex Can?
Doctor: You don't wanna know

by PythonSNICKERS January 6, 2019

casual sex

Having sexual contact with another person with no plans on furthering a long term/committed relationship with that person.

I had casual sex with him/her because I needed sexual gratification and nothing more.

by hmm February 6, 2004

hallway sex

when passing your wife in the hallway and you both utter "fuck you". Not as pleasurable as most other forms of sex.

"Fuck you" she said, "Fuck you" he said.

by Webster October 15, 2003

Piano Sex

Line up several women across a king-size bed with their legs spread and their vagina facing a man, the man will proceed to shove 2-3 fingers into their vagina making them moan, he will next proceed to quickly finger each woman making a magical tune with the different moans.

My girlfriend said if I buy her a $10,000 diamond ring, Then I can have Piano Sex.

by Choade Weinner October 20, 2011

Laughing Sex

Laughing Sex is laughing during loving-including laughing foreplay, laughing sex and laughing orgasms. Serious laughing sex researchers have experienced multiple laughing orgasms if they laugh on the second squirt of their ejaculation with no wet noodle phase in between!

The Three Most Common Ways People Get Laughing During Sex: 1)SOMETHING UNEXPECTED HAPPENS: The Bed Breaks Under Your Weight - or You Fall Out Of Bed-The Unexpectedness Makes Funny Sex 2)SEX IN UNUSUAL PLACES: The Funny Feeling, "We're doing this here?" 3)NOISY SEX: People Exagerating the Sound of Their Lovemaking to Make it More Fun. Like Speaking in French Accents by People Who Don't Speak French - Just the Accent Because They Think It Sounds Funny and Makes Them Laugh! Laughing Sex examples include a medical doctor was making love passionately in a canoe when it capsized right at the moment of orgasm. He found the experience not only profoundly funny and sexy - he's been into cold water for potency ever since. You know how kids love to jump on beds like trampolines because its fun - and grownups are always telling them not to do it? One couple was making love when they heard their three year old on the other side of the locked door saying, "Mommy, Daddy...... No jumping on the bed!" making them burst into laughter. Remembering it as "The best sex we ever had" they remind each other ofthe incident for years ever since to keep them laughing about it when they're loving! One of the Easiest Ways to Get Back to Laughing is to Relive Funny Sexual Experiences We've Shared

by LaughingPenny March 12, 2007