Take a Kirby

To take a shit before a major event.

Patrick proceeded to take a Kirby before his date.

by Kirby.PinkPuff July 26, 2022

Take a Kirby

To defecate before a major event.

Patrick went to take a Kirby before his date.

by Kirby.PinkPuff July 26, 2022

Take out the spring.

You know that spring in my stapler. DOnt take it out. dont take my spring out of my stapler.

"you are taking out my spring you fucking breadhead, put it back!don't take out the spring."
"Oh no I didn't mean to take out your spring I willl put the spring back into the stapler"
"Thats right now get on your knees"

by annataskerlover April 25, 2023

Big Take

Money

Go and get some Big Take

by Gils. November 24, 2021

Take it sleazy

No

"Mate, take it sleazy" "no"

by Mr_n0_n4m3 February 02, 2020

Take the quiz

1) A phrase used to prompt someone to catch up with the current situation or to understand something basic. Often employed when someone makes a clueless or unintelligent remark.

2)A term used to commend someone for doing or saying something impressive, amusing, or clever. Typically used in response to a noteworthy action or statement.

Example 1: "What's 2+2? Damn man, take the quiz!"

Example 2: "Someone just landed a perfect kickflip. Damn man, you took the quiz!"

by AuraLei107 March 21, 2024

goose taking off

The act of leaning far forward whilst sitting on the toilet to help ease out a particularly difficult/large stool

“Mate that was terrible, I’m all backed up, it was so bad I was leaning forward like a goose taking off trying to squeeze that one out”

by TheAntiDote2019 July 11, 2023