Johnson Nuts

Johnson Nuts is the CEO of nuts and is the arch nemesis of Richard Balls

Person 1: do you know who Johnson Nuts is?
Person 2: yes he is the CEO of nuts

by ball enjoyer April 25, 2023

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flush nut

1) To hit a golf or tennis shot perfectly.
2) To nut all over your bitch!

Yo he flush nutted that golf shot!! Over 300 yards!

by Wenchslikemr June 21, 2016

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jail nut

A jail nut is when a man has been locked up for a significant amount of time,
resulting in him busting a fat nut as soon as he returns home.

"Man I just busted a fatass jail nut and now I think my lady is pregnant!"

by Jade Wyld October 4, 2017

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rumble nut

when you're reaching climax (male or female) and you accidentally slip out a fart, whether it is silent or loud it is called a rumble nut

"Cam accidentally slipped out a rumble nut last night while he was banging Pat in the butt over the washer "

by pcrusher April 18, 2018

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Nutting note

A note in a song or a harmony that is so nice and so sweet that it makes you want to nut.

“Hey Evan did you hear that nutting note is was so good.”

by SuperSoldier18 December 1, 2021

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The super nut is the nut built up for an extended period of time-30 days to be precise. It can be done in other times of the year but it mostly occurs during November. This is in part by the event and challenge/game known as “no nut November” (nnn). This nut usually has an initial velocity of 20m/s and has mass kf usually .4g. It’s cover surface area can be up to 40cm squares. This nut has the power to impregnate females without hesitation. Be careful where you shoot this powerful splooge.

Jim: now that nnn is over I can finally nut dude
Paul: be careful man, you have unlocked “the super nut” it’s massive and very fertile

Jim: Ik I’m so hype! It’s ganna be huge!

by The leister November 30, 2020

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