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your mom gay

"your mom gay" is a joke that can be used to infer that the other party's mother is "gay"
by KhaoZs March 3, 2018
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Me and Your Mom

An Item. It's about time you found out. ;)
Me and Your Mom:
Me: Hey Babe, what are you doing tonight?
Your Mom: You.
by MomBanger83 September 11, 2011
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Ur mom gay

Bob:ur mom gay lol
Carl:(goes to Afghan and gets raped by 12 black men then his face melts off only to be slurped up by a homosexual giraffe that got kicked out of the zoo for being gay. Carl walks into Russia only to be put in a Russian version of aucwits is burned alive. Then to be slurped up by the same gay giraffe and the same 12 black men that raped him)
by Minecraftpussyslayer69 May 20, 2018
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your moms penis

A very insulting term used to piss someone off. This doesn't neccesarily mean your mom has a penis, but the thought of it, would piss someone off. It's a good way to get someone to shut the fuck up when they talk a lot or when they ask a stupid question.

*Guy 1: Yeah, so can you believe that Julie is telling all her friend's I still like her?..the nerve of that bitch....

Guy 2: Yeah, well I heard your Mom's penis is the talk of the town.

*Guy 1: "Hey, I wanna drink tonight, so maybe you can drive".

Guy 2: "Maybe your Mom's penis can".
by slimshadey January 16, 2010
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stay at home mom

A mother that stays at her home during the day. Unemployed, usually with the husband supporting the family.

The main reason for being a stay-at-home mom is to raise children better.

see also: soccer mom.
Brent's mom is a stay at home mom, she makes awesome cookies for us sometimes!
by keith April 7, 2004
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Million Mom March

A group of anti-gun,liberal extremists bent on the repealing the 2nd Amendment of the U.S. Bill of Rights. Most of the members are in fact brainwashed moms. They also number less than a million members. They generally defend their anti-freedom goal with "It's for the children." That quote is false and misleading as no children have been or will be saved because of their actions.
The Million Mom March staged a protest in the capitol. During the protest, they spread messages of hate and tried to surpress the the 1st Amendment right of those who disagreed with them.
by Garm July 3, 2007
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Doin' Your Mom

Famous song produced by noughties' rap band Fatty Spins.
Lyrics: Doin' your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
by Matress1230 November 11, 2020
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