car drunk

When you've been riding in a car for so long, you walk like a drunk after getting out because your legs are so weak.

Driver: Why are you walking so funny?
Passenger: You drove too far before letting us get out. Now I'm car drunk!

by tblazertn June 14, 2016

Point-B Car

A car whose only purpose is to get you to your destination.

This PT Cruiser I inherited from my mom's second husband's uncle may have 200 thousand miles on it and an air conditioning system filled with asbestos, but it works as a point-b car.

by MisterHaku May 24, 2018

Car Swing

When you attempt to hit a kid with the evil intentions to kill him but instead hit his legs and or fingers with a swing.

person 1Dude be more careful you just hit a kid! You’re definitely a car swing
person 2muhaha
person 1Wait… you’re pure evil

by Frostyweeny November 12, 2022

car food

food that tastes like it has been dipped in gasoline, like thin mints

"UGH THESE BROWNIES TASTE LIKE CAR FOOD"

by BIGMASSIVECOCKSUCKER April 18, 2020

top my car out

See how fast it can go

I was trying to top my car out and see how quick I could get home

by Kurioking March 17, 2017

Alpine car

I recommend NOT getting this shit car it blew up on top gear🤣 so if u want to blow up this is the car you want. There old cars were decent though

The alpine car is gonna blow up

by S7.0113 November 24, 2020

car

Vroom Vroom Boy

LOOK JIM IS RUNNING OVER JAKE PAUL IN A CAR.

by Jack Hoff #16 September 30, 2020